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Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Almost a year gone
When I was young, it seemed to take forever to get from christmas eve to christmas day. I would try and get to sleep just as fast as I could but it never worked. I would try and put my head under the pillow I even tried the hot milk idea but still nothing. I couldn't seem to drift off and after a while I would get fed up of trying and just fall asleep lol.
I would always get woken up on christmas day by my mother. and she would shout at the top of her voice "Wayne get up farther christmas has been". and I would look at the clock only to find out that if I had stayed up just ten more minutes it would have been christmas, well a seven aclock in the morning christmas.
Anyway now that I'm older it all seems to go by in a flash. last christmas seems just ten minutes ago and I'm sure that it will only be ten minutes before I am putting up the tree agian.
I guess I just can't belive how fast it's all gone by and it's already almost another year gone
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
Urgent Prayer Request
Please click the above image to find out more.Monday, 29 December 2008
Not me! Monday
Hi every one who reads my blog
I can't belive it's already Monday again
where on earth does the time go?
Not me Monday was first introduced to me by
my beautiful Jenn and I have tried it for a few weeks
now with great results so here is this weeks not me! monday
I did not wait up half the night to see if santa would come to the house
Im past all that santa and the raindeer stuff.
There is no way ever that I managed to eat my way through a entire
box of Heroes chocolates that would just be greedy right.
There is no way I droped a can of Pepsi all over the sofa I was sat on
and got my tousers soaked, then left them next to the washing machine
for my mom to take care of that would just be lazy of me.
And I did not tell a kid at work that I was the real Batman
and the guy in the poster was a imposter how childish would that be.
It wasn't me that went to the work party and had 8 mince pies
when the boss had made two per person I would be so ashamed of my self
especialy if the boss waited till after I had eaten that many to tell me
that there was only two per person.
So there is my not me monday confession I hope you all liked it.
Sunday, 28 December 2008
Wayne's funny video slot
I hope you liked the video.
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Merry Christmas
I wanted to take the chance to Wish you all a very happy Christmas.
I hope that all of you are doing well and enjoying your holiday.
Christmas is a very special time of the year,
it's a time when we remember what is dear to us.
it's a time for giving, not just the giving of gifts
but giving the best of your self.
It's about been with the one's you love
your family, friends, and loved one's
and if you can't be with them then sending them your love.
Christmas is a time of celebration
and of peace.
I wish to you all a great christmas.
May all your wishes and dreams come true
MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM WAYNE.
Monday, 22 December 2008
Not me! Monday
Welcome to another not me monday
After the succsess of my last not me Monday
I thought I would give it a try this week aswell.
My beautiful Jenn first introduced me to not me monday.
and this week my friend Morgan is going to give it a try
so please check out there blogs
Ok so without further a doo
here is my not me Monday.
It was not me that left the sofa in a mess and told my mom that it must have been the cats that messed it up in the night.
and It wasn't me that again drunk all the milk and then said I used it for some cornflakes.
and I would never tell mom that she is going grey she nearly.... I mean she would hit me with her walking stick if I ever told her that.
And I didn't even go anywhere near the cream cheeze again and take a huge dollop out of it using my finger it's my moms and I would never take her creamy yummi philladelphia cheese.
It wasn't me that said I would read a book by today and havn't even started on the first page yet.
And I just know for a fact that I wouldn't encourage the cats to eat walkers crisp and then watch them all stare at my mother as she looks at them in horror hiding her packet of crisps behind her back
See I told you I have been good this week.
thankyou so much for reading my not me monday.
Saturday, 20 December 2008
Little kid gangsters
He had one hand in his pants and he was walking with a limp. Why do they walk with a limp I just don't get that does it make them look like a hard man or somthing? So anyway he walked up to the counter and I said to him " Hi do you need any help?" he just kinda looked at me.
Then his friend said that his dad owned blockbuster which straight away I knew was a lie because the guy who owns block buster lives somwhere in the states. About ten minutes go by and the gangster wonna be's are still in the store and so I say to them " are you guys buying anything? Then they say they are so I give them some more time to look around.
After another ten minutes of them just hanging around the counter I notice them messing with all the candy. They are laughing and it's now certain that they are just in the store to mess around. So I politely ask them to leave the store.
Well anyone would think I had insulted them They started saying "My dad Will come in and beat you up and he will get you fired". So I say to him "well bring your dad in then and I will tell him how rude you have been". Then the little one starts saying things like I'll beat you silly.
So that is when I say "ok out now " and they keep saying really rude things wich I wont mention on this blog. So after about ten minutes of being hurled abuse at by two little kids who think they are gangsters. They finally left the store and didn't come back.
It made me wonder what the world is coming to. It just seems that some kids think they can get away with anything. Please don't get me wrong I love kids I have three beautiful nieces who I adore I get along with most people in the world and I believe you should always respect people and treat them as you would like to be treated.
Friday, 19 December 2008
Photo Friday: trip to see my Jenn.
My trip to see My Jenn.

This is Jenn.
This picture is inside Manchester airport at about 3 oclock in the morningTheres no one there apart from me at that time.
This one is aboard the plane at about 6:15am getting ready for take off.Not much room to move around once your sat down.
Once in the air the sight of the sun rising was simply breath taking.
This one is my favorite in flight photo that I took.isn't it a awsome sight?
About 9 hours later I manage to catch a glimps of the coast through the clouds.Not long now and I'll be with my Jenn.
I get to the Atlanta airport and I take a picture of the plane that took me across the atlantic ocean and to My Jenn.
Finally after 35 hours and 5000 miles later me and My beautiful Jenn relax under the shade of the trees at her college.And thats my first photo friday hope you enjoy
Original Photo friday was created by Deliciousbaby
Thursday, 18 December 2008
Thankful Thursday
I am thankful for the week just gone it has been a very good week.
I am thankful that I was abel to be the first to sell a blue ray player in my store.
it grabbed the district managers atention and he has said he's gonna give me a botte of wine.
I'm thankful for mj Jenn who I love more than anything she is my angel.
She always makes me feel special and makes me the happiest man alive.
I'm thankful for My health
I am now able to run the entire way from work to the house about 2.5 miles.
I am thankful for the technology of the world.
The computer that I am writing this blog on and that keeps me in touch with my beautiful Jenn.
I am so thankful for all these things and so much more that make up every day life.
THANKYOU
A few picstures of me
Firstly this is my personal favorite and I love it because it has Jenn in it as wellSo when I say my beautiful Jenn this is who I am talking about.
Ok this one is when I was on a train on my way to the airport to see Jenn.
Here is another one with me and Jenn.
I always thought I looked old in this one maybe I should have smiled.
I look like I have no colour in this one talk about bad complextion.
This is one of my Jenn's favorites so I put it one for her I love you jenn.
I love the sunset in ths one it's not one of those false screens either.
The same sunset as before but this time with me and my Jenn two beautiful things in the same photo.
And finally here's one of me that My Jenn took and I do like this one of me.So there it is a few pictures of me so now you all know what I look like.

