Here are my jokes for this week
God creates Adam and the garden of Eden, God says to Adam "Adam my son I Have given you two gifts." Adam asks what his gifts are? and God tells Adam that as his first gift he has given Adam a brain and with his brain he will be able to think great thoughts and over come problems.
The second gift that God gave Adam was a penis and that with this second gift Adam would be able to have great pleasure and give wemon great pleasure.
Adam says "Wow thankyou God for these great gifts" God says "Adam my son you are welcome, but however Adam there is a catch" Adam asks what's the catch? and God replies " I am only giving you enough blood in your body to control one at a time".
patient = Doctor Doctor I feel like a deck of cards
Doctor = Go away Ill deal with you later
well those are my jokes for this week I hope you all enjoy
please feel free to take part in tell a joke tuesday, wether its your joke or a friends joke or even from a website I dont mind .
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4 comments:
Ah, ha ha ha. Those were awesome, esp. the first one.
LOL! Loved them ;)
I was about to write that the first one is so true...but you're my man, so I'd be insulting you ;)
Where is Mr. Linky? LOVED the jokes! Here is mine!
http://ourlifewithdylan.blogspot.com/2009/05/tell-joke-tuesday.html
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