Why do they?

Some times there are certain questions that arise in my mind.
Questions that seem impossible to answer.
Things that just don't make sense to me.
Here are a few of them.


1. Why does the toilet water go clockwise in the northern hemisphere
and anti clockwise in the southern?

2. Why does music never sound as good when the volume is low?

3. If people really think they can fly then why don't they fly from the path to the rooftop of a building?

4. Who decides how much money is worth?

5. has anybody ever seen a baby pigeon?

6. If the world is warming up then why will it end in a ice age?

7. Why in movies when the bad guy get shot they die straight away but the good guys take hours?
and why are the good guys always better aims?

8. If Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, then who did he call?

9. Here is a trick one, A cowboy rides in to town on Friday, he stays at the saloon hotel for two days, he rides out again on Friday. How did he do that?

10. Why do ghosts never appear in the day?

Any answers then please leave a comment

Thankful Thursday

Today Is thankful Thursday.
the idea was thought up by Beautiful Jenn.
So here is my list of thankful for this week.


I am thankful That I have my beautiful Jennifer who loves me so much.

I am thankful for my good friend Morgan who helped me create the logo for tribute Tuesday.

I am thankful that I can now put some more money away and save for the trip to see my Jenn.

I am grateful that I am healthy and am physically able bodied.

I am grateful for my family .

I am grateful for the technology that makes me able to see and speak with my Jenn and write this blog.

Thank you for all the things I enjoy on a daily basis

A few Winter pictures

Here are a few winter pictures I took on the way to work.
I hope you all enjoy the pictures.

Wayne's weird Wednesday pictures

I hope you all enjoyed the pictures
please leave a comment.

TRIBUTE TUESDAY

TRIBUTE TUESDAY
is a chance to let someone who you care about know just how special they are to you.
It's a chance to point out all there qualities and let them know that they have a special place in your heart.

My tribute is to the most beautiful woman in the world. The woman I love more than anything in the world.
My Beautiful Jennifer.



Jennifer I love you so much, You make my life so perfect and you make me so happy every day.
You have such a wonderful personality, you care for others, you pick me up when I feel down.
You support me in everything I do and you believe I can do it, you believe in me.
You are the most beautiful woman in the word to me, I am truly blessed to have you.

I am the luckiest man in the world because you belong to me. My heart is yours and I belong to you .
You brought the light in to my life , you pulled me out of the darkness.
I know that my life every day is so perfect because you love me.
and I will make your life perfect because I love you.

My Beautiful Jennifer this is my tribute to you.

I love you .


I encourage any body who reads this to write a tribute Tuesday for that someone special in there lives.
PLEASE! save the TRIBUTE TUESDAY picture and add it to your tribute Tuesday.

Please leave a comment

Not me! Monday

Hi Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome to my not me! monday. My beautiful Jenn introduced me to this idea and I have been doing the not me Monday ever since. I have managed to convince mine and Jenn's good friend Morgan to join in the fun as well. so here it is my not me! Monday.

well last week was one of those weird week and so many things seemed to go wrong. But me being me I kept things in order and didn't do anything to make it worse.

I mean when the delivery man brought the new Virgin cable box to the house, I didn't laugh out loud with the delivery man when my mom shouted "is that my new virgin at the door"?

And I didn't tell the delivery driver that my mom was a mental patient that they had let out for the day while they changed the beds. That would just be sooooo wrong of me.

I did not spend nearly twenty five minutes looking through the living room for the tv remote only to find out that it had slipped down the side of the sofa I had been sat on most of the night. I hate it when that happens.

I didn't yet again see Melissa, my cat run across the room with my underwear in her mouth for the 4th time this week.

I didn't cut my finger open on a peice of cardboard at work and nearly yell out a swear word at the top of my voice then suck on my finger like it was a pacifier till it stopped bleeding. I'm 29 not 2.

Well thats my Not Me! Monday for this week I hope you all enjoyed it.

Its starting to get embarrassing

Let me start this blog by introducing all of you to Melissa. She is the cat to the left in this picture and is one of five cats I live with.

Every animal has their own little personality and Melissa has such a loving personality she always cleans her sister and 0ften sits beside me as I type a blog or watch tv.

Now the reason I am writing this blog is the habit or should I say duty Melissa has taken upon her self over the last few months.

It all started about three months ago, I had just gotent in from work and I had taken off my wooly hat and placed it on the hanger along with my coat. About ten minutes later I was sat in the room with my mother and we both heard a howling sound. We looked at eachother as the howling got closer, suddenly my mother bursts out in laughter I say "Whats so funny". In comes Melissa with my hat firmly grasped in her mouth and howling like a wolf. She jumps up on the sofa and places the hat on the sofa and lays on it and falls asleep.

Now that was so innocent and I had to laugh she looked so cute.
But all the innocent kitten stuff has taken .. well shall we say a embarrassing turn for the worst.
Last month That same howling sound that me and my mother had heard started again. I fully expected that Melissa would come trotting in the room with my hat again.
This time in she comes with a t-shirt in her mouth and draging behind her. Up on the sofa she jumps and falls asleep with it still in her mouth.

Two weeks ago, same howling sound and this time it's a pair of my best socks. Up on the sofa she jumps again on the sofa and asleep she falls.

Just last week I'm on the sofa and all of a sudden I hear the dreaded MMEOOOOOOOOWWWWAAAWWWWAAWWWWOOOOWW!!!!!.
In the room trots guess who? Melissa, I expect her to come in with another sock or maybe my hat again. From behind the door walks Mellisa and to my horror she has a pair of my underwear in her mouth I nearly died of embarassment.

Over the last few days I'm finding socks and underwear all over the house I guess that I will have to take a laundary bin in to my room and lock the door while I'm out of the house from now on.

I hope that she gets out of this habit soon.

What a blogging week.

Well this week has been one of those weeks where not much has gone right.

It all started on tuesday morning, Mom woke me up complaining that the channels on the tv were acting strange. I head downstairs and I see that all the usual channels are saying , sorry you are not subscribed to this channel please call Sky.

I switch off the sky box and turn it back on again, that seems to fix the problem and I head to work. about a hour in to my shift I get a call from mom and she says that they are goingf to cut us off because of a unpaid bill from last month.

Then comes the bad news they are going to cut off my internet at some point. I ask my mother when and she dosn't know so I think it won't be till atleast the end of the week and I just signed up for talk talk wich was going active on the ninth so it wouldn't be so bad. I would only have to go a day at tops.

I jogg home after work and and do my usual get in the shower and go down stairs. I turn my laptop on but there's no internet I look at the modem and there is a red light on there. I phone sky and they say that the internet has had a block put on it. I try to talk them round but they just wouldn't bend to my will.

So I would have to go a whole three days without my internet and without been able to see my Beautiful Jenn. I know it's only three days but that is a life time when you can't do somthing you really enjoy and not been able to see my Jenn was the worst part.

Apart from that I had to go to a funeral so lots of fun there. Well the good thing is that I have the internet back and the tv and I am so happy to be writing my blogs again so all you people who read it can... well erm read my blog lol

Not me! Monday

Hello all my blog readers I can't believe that it's Monday already. So that in turn means it's time for my Not me! Monday. But first I would just like to say how happy I was when I saw that little Stellan was finally allowed home and is now doing well I wish him and all the family every happines. Without further a do here is my not me! Monday.

With the new year well underway I have been trying really hard to be good and not do something silly, like drink all the milk again it's a new year I gotta make a good start.

Again trying to get off to a good start to the year I wouldn't even dream of telling mom that we got overtaken by a snail when we were at the store because she was taking so long.

It was not me that just hours before writing this blog got all my words mixed up when I said to my Jenn. " Are you gonna write a mot ne Nonday"

I would never tell my mother that my room is not mess when I know full well it is.

I would never answer the internal phone at work saying "Mikes mortuary, you kill 'em we grill 'em." that would be so un professional especialy when it's the district manager who is calling. ha ha, erm whoops.

I would never rent the wrong dvd to a customer by mistake. They wanted Big Mama's House and I rented them Bachelor Party I don't make mistakes. cough cough!

I will not have just one more handfull of those wonderful tasty scrumptious delicous yummi honey nut loops, I refuse no no no! I will not.

Well thats my not me! Monday for this week I hope you all enjoy

I'm confused

Ok like the title says I'm confused, and maybe this blog is a bit pointless but I'm gonna write it anyway.

I was quite amazed over the past few weeks over the looming recession and how it seems to be affecting everything or at least that's what the papers and news say. Woolworths and M.F.I two retail giants have both had to close due to the so called credit crunch thousands of people have lost their jobs.

Now I guess what really gets me is the fact that England is struglling just like all the other countries. Small businesses are closing because there just isn't enough money to keep the small businesses that are struggling open.

Now I'm not sure if anyone knows or cares about the machine that they finished building last year that aparently will determine where and how the universe all began. It cost the country 14 billion to make. Now I think that with all the facts and figures they get that the even at that point when they were building the machine they could see there was going to be a recession. But they still spent all that money on a machine to findout somthing that happend gasillion years ago.

Just last month the machine broke "AGAIN" and cost so many millions to fix it. Where has this money suddenly come from? Nevermind that but why aren't they spending it on something more important like getting us out of this recession.

No one really cares about what happend years ago when the earth was made or at least they don't at the moment, what they do care about is having a job to go to tomorrow.

So there it is my grumble for this week lol