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Monday, 5 January 2009

Not me! Monday

Hello all my blog readers I can't believe that it's Monday already. So that in turn means it's time for my Not me! Monday. But first I would just like to say how happy I was when I saw that little Stellan was finally allowed home and is now doing well I wish him and all the family every happines. Without further a do here is my not me! Monday.

With the new year well underway I have been trying really hard to be good and not do something silly, like drink all the milk again it's a new year I gotta make a good start.

Again trying to get off to a good start to the year I wouldn't even dream of telling mom that we got overtaken by a snail when we were at the store because she was taking so long.

It was not me that just hours before writing this blog got all my words mixed up when I said to my Jenn. " Are you gonna write a mot ne Nonday"

I would never tell my mother that my room is not mess when I know full well it is.

I would never answer the internal phone at work saying "Mikes mortuary, you kill 'em we grill 'em." that would be so un professional especialy when it's the district manager who is calling. ha ha, erm whoops.

I would never rent the wrong dvd to a customer by mistake. They wanted Big Mama's House and I rented them Bachelor Party I don't make mistakes. cough cough!

I will not have just one more handfull of those wonderful tasty scrumptious delicous yummi honey nut loops, I refuse no no no! I will not.

Well thats my not me! Monday for this week I hope you all enjoy


Jenn said...

That was very funny baby. I need to write mine now.

-stephanie- said...

I did not contemplate reading your not me's with a British accent. :o]
(all in good fun)

thanks for popping in to my blog, now I have to check out your Jenns.

Emily said...

I use to rent out movies a long time ago too and no, that never happens. That mistake can't be made....lol!

Liz said...

I was not excited to have the first comment from a person of the male gender on my blog! Thanks for stopping by

Following Him said...

HILARIOUS...seriously...renting the wrong movie and lying to your MOTHER...what nerve!
Happy Monday!!!

Robin said...

Hi Wayne
Great post. Thanks so much for stopping by! You're my first comment from "across the pond!" How exciting! Have a wonderful Monday!

MegB said...

Thanks for visiting my Not Me's! YOurs were great too!

Kimber said...

I love your NMM's they're always so hysterical. I seem to relate since I live in a house full of male gendered humans. Teeheehee.

ISO (In search of) said...

Wayne, thank you for stopping by and leaving a comment! I was so excited to add a new person from the UK!!! Hilarious post by the way. (Um it's better to tell mama you were overtaken by a snail than it is to push her to the side and say, "LOOK OUT MOM THAT SNAILS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!!!"

Have a blessed day, Tamra

pam said...

You didn't really do that at work, did you? Too funny. What was his reaction?

Have a great Monday.


Brooke said...

Second attempt at leaving a comment :) Darn blogger giving me errors today!

Just wanted to say that I chuckled at the comment about your mom in the grocery store. I sometimes have to remind myself to have a little more patience with my own mother - she did afterall have a crazy amount of patience with me :)

(I came by way of Not Me! Monday. Hope you have a great day!)

Morgan said...

Wayne, these made me laugh, as usual! You really are so good at writing these. I think the one that made me laugh the hardest as the phone call at work. Too funny!

For the first time ever, I actually tried one of my own this week. You're probably shocked.

blueviolet said...

If you gave me Bachelor Party by mistake, I'd have to hunt you down like it was my job.