Wednesday, 31 December 2008
When I was young, it seemed to take forever to get from christmas eve to christmas day. I would try and get to sleep just as fast as I could but it never worked. I would try and put my head under the pillow I even tried the hot milk idea but still nothing. I couldn't seem to drift off and after a while I would get fed up of trying and just fall asleep lol.
I would always get woken up on christmas day by my mother. and she would shout at the top of her voice "Wayne get up farther christmas has been". and I would look at the clock only to find out that if I had stayed up just ten more minutes it would have been christmas, well a seven aclock in the morning christmas.
Anyway now that I'm older it all seems to go by in a flash. last christmas seems just ten minutes ago and I'm sure that it will only be ten minutes before I am putting up the tree agian.
I guess I just can't belive how fast it's all gone by and it's already almost another year gone
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
Monday, 29 December 2008
Hi every one who reads my blog
I can't belive it's already Monday again
where on earth does the time go?
Not me Monday was first introduced to me by
my beautiful Jenn and I have tried it for a few weeks
now with great results so here is this weeks not me! monday
I did not wait up half the night to see if santa would come to the house
Im past all that santa and the raindeer stuff.
There is no way ever that I managed to eat my way through a entire
box of Heroes chocolates that would just be greedy right.
There is no way I droped a can of Pepsi all over the sofa I was sat on
and got my tousers soaked, then left them next to the washing machine
for my mom to take care of that would just be lazy of me.
And I did not tell a kid at work that I was the real Batman
and the guy in the poster was a imposter how childish would that be.
It wasn't me that went to the work party and had 8 mince pies
when the boss had made two per person I would be so ashamed of my self
especialy if the boss waited till after I had eaten that many to tell me
that there was only two per person.
So there is my not me monday confession I hope you all liked it.
Sunday, 28 December 2008
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
I wanted to take the chance to Wish you all a very happy Christmas.
I hope that all of you are doing well and enjoying your holiday.
Christmas is a very special time of the year,
it's a time when we remember what is dear to us.
it's a time for giving, not just the giving of gifts
but giving the best of your self.
It's about been with the one's you love
your family, friends, and loved one's
and if you can't be with them then sending them your love.
Christmas is a time of celebration
and of peace.
I wish to you all a great christmas.
May all your wishes and dreams come true
Monday, 22 December 2008
Welcome to another not me monday
After the succsess of my last not me Monday
I thought I would give it a try this week aswell.
My beautiful Jenn first introduced me to not me monday.
and this week my friend Morgan is going to give it a try
so please check out there blogs
Ok so without further a doo
here is my not me Monday.
It was not me that left the sofa in a mess and told my mom that it must have been the cats that messed it up in the night.
and It wasn't me that again drunk all the milk and then said I used it for some cornflakes.
and I would never tell mom that she is going grey she nearly.... I mean she would hit me with her walking stick if I ever told her that.
And I didn't even go anywhere near the cream cheeze again and take a huge dollop out of it using my finger it's my moms and I would never take her creamy yummi philladelphia cheese.
It wasn't me that said I would read a book by today and havn't even started on the first page yet.
And I just know for a fact that I wouldn't encourage the cats to eat walkers crisp and then watch them all stare at my mother as she looks at them in horror hiding her packet of crisps behind her back
See I told you I have been good this week.
thankyou so much for reading my not me monday.
Saturday, 20 December 2008
He had one hand in his pants and he was walking with a limp. Why do they walk with a limp I just don't get that does it make them look like a hard man or somthing? So anyway he walked up to the counter and I said to him " Hi do you need any help?" he just kinda looked at me.
Then his friend said that his dad owned blockbuster which straight away I knew was a lie because the guy who owns block buster lives somwhere in the states. About ten minutes go by and the gangster wonna be's are still in the store and so I say to them " are you guys buying anything? Then they say they are so I give them some more time to look around.
After another ten minutes of them just hanging around the counter I notice them messing with all the candy. They are laughing and it's now certain that they are just in the store to mess around. So I politely ask them to leave the store.
Well anyone would think I had insulted them They started saying "My dad Will come in and beat you up and he will get you fired". So I say to him "well bring your dad in then and I will tell him how rude you have been". Then the little one starts saying things like I'll beat you silly.
So that is when I say "ok out now " and they keep saying really rude things wich I wont mention on this blog. So after about ten minutes of being hurled abuse at by two little kids who think they are gangsters. They finally left the store and didn't come back.
It made me wonder what the world is coming to. It just seems that some kids think they can get away with anything. Please don't get me wrong I love kids I have three beautiful nieces who I adore I get along with most people in the world and I believe you should always respect people and treat them as you would like to be treated.
Friday, 19 December 2008
My trip to see My Jenn.
This is Jenn.
This picture is inside Manchester airport at about 3 oclock in the morning
Theres no one there apart from me at that time.
This one is aboard the plane at about 6:15am getting ready for take off.
Not much room to move around once your sat down.
Once in the air the sight of the sun rising was simply breath taking.
This one is my favorite in flight photo that I took.
isn't it a awsome sight?
About 9 hours later I manage to catch a glimps of the coast through the clouds.
Not long now and I'll be with my Jenn.
I get to the Atlanta airport and I take a picture of the plane that took me across the atlantic ocean and to My Jenn.
Finally after 35 hours and 5000 miles later me and My beautiful Jenn relax under the shade of the trees at her college.
And thats my first photo friday hope you enjoy
Original Photo friday was created by Deliciousbaby
Thursday, 18 December 2008
I am thankful for the week just gone it has been a very good week.
I am thankful that I was abel to be the first to sell a blue ray player in my store.
it grabbed the district managers atention and he has said he's gonna give me a botte of wine.
I'm thankful for mj Jenn who I love more than anything she is my angel.
She always makes me feel special and makes me the happiest man alive.
I'm thankful for My health
I am now able to run the entire way from work to the house about 2.5 miles.
I am thankful for the technology of the world.
The computer that I am writing this blog on and that keeps me in touch with my beautiful Jenn.
I am so thankful for all these things and so much more that make up every day life.
So when I say my beautiful Jenn this is who I am talking about.
Ok this one is when I was on a train on my way to the airport to see Jenn.
Here is another one with me and Jenn.
I always thought I looked old in this one maybe I should have smiled.
I look like I have no colour in this one talk about bad complextion.
This is one of my Jenn's favorites so I put it one for her I love you jenn.
I love the sunset in ths one it's not one of those false screens either.
The same sunset as before but this time with me and my Jenn two beautiful things in the same photo.
And finally here's one of me that My Jenn took and I do like this one of me.
So there it is a few pictures of me so now you all know what I look like.
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Do Aliens actually exsist?
And if they do what do they look like, where do they come from, and just what do they want?
If you turn on the tv, chances are on one of the 700 channels that we have now there will be a show about the little green men.
Now there are all kinds of ideas going around about these guys and not to mention the sightings that have been reported countless times of wierd shapes flying through the air and then there was the crap whoops! sorry crop circles wich I didn't really believe.
But I do think that they could exsist, I'm one of those people who thinks that it would be ignorant of me to think that in a universe as big as this that we are the only ones here. In fact that in itself is a good point-- we are here. So if we exist then surely others do. In fact I do have a theory of my own.
It is said that we evolved from apes right? And it took so many millions of years, so what if a few millon years down the road we evolved again. Of course technology advanced as well even to the point of time travel and years from now when our great great great great great whatever they are's go to some kind of school who is to say that as part of their history lessons they will actually go back through time to where we are now to study our present day, their history as part of their lesson.
So they could be us a few thousand or even million years from now. I'm not saying I am right but it's an interesting theory.
Does anyone out there have any other theories?
Monday, 15 December 2008
Here it is-- my attempt at not me monday. My beautiful Jenn has done this before and as far as I can tell the aim of the game is to say what you have done but deny it kinda thing like a confession or none confession kinda thing... well read and I'm sure you will pick it up as you go so here it is my Not Me! Monday.
Ok so I have to say that the week just gone I have been sooooo good and innocent. I mean there is no way on earth it was me that dipped my finger in to my mothers Philadelphia cream cheese and ate it then denied the whole thing when my mother asked who had done it
And not to mention the fact that the pots where left till the morning when my mother woke up.I deny all charges on that one I would never have left dirty pots till the morning would I.
I would never throw a bag of popcorn across the store to the point where it broke open and I had to vacume it all I mean what kind of a person do you take me for.
There is no way on this green earth that I would ever take a glass of milk to my room when mothers last words were don't touch the milk that would just be the ultimate sin of sins.
Yep, it's a year that me and my beautiful Jenn have been together and I am so happy.
I think it's so amazing that I got lucky enough to find such a beautiful and wonderful woman.
She is everything I ever could have hoped for and to me she is perfect in every way and I love her more than life. I love her more than anything, and to me she is everything. She makes me feel so alive and at peace. I feel like I can do anything when I am with her. She is my life and I would do anything for her.
So this one is for My beautiful Jenn.
I LOVE YOU JENN
Saturday, 13 December 2008
The things I am thankful for this week are as follows.
I am thankful that I have my health.
I am thankful that I have a job that pays me to go see my Jenn.
I'm thankful for my family and friends.
I am thankful that my job is still safe with the pending credit crunch.
I am thankful we live in a world that is mostly full of decent people.
and I am most thankful that I have my Jenn who I love more than anything in the world.
Thursday, 11 December 2008
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
Can you find the dog?
The Skin-Crawling Spiral
Please wait a moment until the spiral has finished loading.
When it's spinning smoothly, stare at the center of the spiral
for about a minute. Then look at the back of your hand...
It will appear to be twitching and moving, as though
bugs were crawling under your skin!
How many faces can you find?
Is it moving and shimmering?
Stare at the gray dot in the center...
If you stare at the following picture long enough,
you should see a giraffe...
How many legs does this elephant have?
Ok so there they are for this week I hope you liked
Well did you see any of them Let me know have fun.
Sunday, 7 December 2008
A YEAR IN HISTORY.
I Will take a look back in history once a week
and display the top things of that week.
I will display the news headline of that week
The latest technoligy of that week
the top 5 music of that week
top 5 movies
If I find that people actually read this blog Idea then I will carry it on
but if not I'll come up with another idea
so for this one I'm gonna go back to to 1980
I hope you all enjoy my trip down memory lane so here goes
WORLD NEWS HEADLINES TOP 5
1. Mount St. Helens eruption destroying 150 square miles.
2. John lennon is shot and killed.
3. Most gold medals won by Athlete in Olympics
awarded to speed skater Eric Heiden.
4. Woman arrested for slaying of a Alabama student.
5. President Carter warns USSR over military intervention in Poland.
TOP 5 TECHNOLOGY
1. BBC Acorn electron
2. Mobile phones.
3. Stereo systems.
4. Computer games.
5. Video tapes.
TOP 5 MUSIC CHART
1. Blondie - Call me.
2. Kool and the gang -Celebration.
3. Queen -Another one bites the dust.
4. AC/DC - You shook me all night long.
5. Joy Davison - Love will tear us apart.
TOP 5 MOVIES.
1. Empire strikes back.
2. 9 to 5.
3. Stir crazy.
5. Any wich way you can.
So there it is a quick but quite intresting summary of the year 1980 hope you enjoy.
Thursday, 4 December 2008
I am thankful for technoligy that gives me the abilty to speak with my Jenn every day
I am also thankful that I have a job that hasn't been affected by the credit crunch
I will be thankful when the history channel takes a week off.
I am so thankful that I have my Jenn who I love more than anything forever.
I am thankful I have my health
I am thankful for all the seasons of the year I think autum is my favorite
and every day of my life I am thankful that I found my Jenn she is the light of my life and every thing that I ever need.
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
Every day things that make no sense to me things that you could also class as stupid or things that are just plain dumb in short things that I don't understand so here goes.
1.) Why do they make cars that go at 100mph and over if the max speed limit is about 65mph?
2.) When there is a boxing match why do they say that they are in a boxing ring when its actually a square?.
3.) Why do profesional football players get paid thousands of pounds/dollars for having fun for a few hours while the man who goes and workes hard at a factory all day just to feed his family get paid about 25 dollars a day?.
4.) Why can a superstar singer admit to taking drugs and be let off completely without punishment while a regular Joe gets locked up for years for the same thing?.
5.) Why do I never notice I'm out of toilet paper till after I'm finished?.
6.) Why does James Bond always have the right tools for the job?.
7.) Why do they always sell Hotdogs in cans of 6 but always sell the Buns in packs of 8?.
8.)Why do they spend so much money on exploring the outerlimits of space when there are people starving on earth?.
9.) How can someone say they are the best in the world until they have beaten every sinlgle person in the world?.
10.) Why do they call them a pair of trousers if it is classed as one item?
So there are just a few of the things in life I just don't get. So If any of you who read my blogs can give any kind of answer to any of my questions then please leave the answers in your comments or just leave a comment thanks.
Monday, 1 December 2008
There must be alteast Three or four different versions of the legend of one of Englands greatest kings if he even existed at all the Great King Arthur.
Legend has it that the king ruled the country for many years roughly around the early 6th century and was rumored to have held off the Anglo-Saxon invasion attempts with his Knights of the round table for many years until his death.
Legend also has it that the King was a great fighter he and his Knights fought twelve battles in total and legend tells that in the battle of Mons Badonicus King Arthur single handedly killed 960 men. Both he and his Knights have been portrayed in countless films and books as Been some mighty warrior in Shining armour with a magical sword and a mighty magician Merlin as a advisor.
The true King Arthur was actualy a Roman soldier who had been sent to England to one of Romes outposts at a time when the Anglo-saxon armys in vast numbers were repeatedly attempting to over run England. Arthur and a group of roman soldiers stayed and held there ground against the vast army's of the Saxons so I'm not exactly sure how he got the title of king. Maybe it was bestowed on him by the locals of the time however legend says he was announced as king after defeting the Anglo-Saxons army.
Finally legend says that he was killed in the battle of Camlann so after many years he died has he had lived a great worrior king and the last f the kings to actually engage in single combat.
The main problem with this one seems to be that when he did die all the proof that he exisited died with him it seems that the kingdom of Camalot or even his Roman outpost just dissapeard without trace. the magical sword Excalibur sword of kings gone, no armour, no crown, nothing to say he was actually here. Even his great Knights not a single piece of eveidence to support their existance either.
But however there is thisThis is a monument somwhere in Wales England that actually mentions King Arthur so it would appear that for the first time in my investagations there is some evidence to back a legend aparrently this monument was written in 1275 but that is 6 centuries after king Arthur or atleast my source but however there are other historians who would say that king Arthur was actually around in the tenth cetury so even with the above evidence it sounds like they can't even agree on when he was around either that or he lived a long long time.
So my idea of this one is that yes King Arthur did exist at some point in history and was beyond doubt a great warrior but however I dont belive he was a Knight in shining armour Maybe more just a Roman soldier who was a great leader of men and as for Excalibour maybe it was just a brand of sword like the Samuri but the Excalibour version never took off so it was a one of a kind.
So as for the legend of King Arthur actually existing my answer is yes he did.
but as for the sword, Camalot, and all the magic I say that part of the legend is busted.
If you have any ideas or arguments on my myth and legends then please leave me a comment
Next weeks legend is Robin Rood