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Friday, 29 May 2009

Photo Friday

Welcome to my photo friday for this week.

This is Henderson's Relish

you would have this on a pie or fries and it goes great with mash potatoes, in fact it goes great with most things.

Henderson Relish is only made in the city where I live, it looks a lot like Worcestershire sauce but it is ten times better, If you have the opportunity to use this sauce I would highly recommend it.

Well thats my photo friday for this week I hope you all enjoy

PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

Thursday, 28 May 2009

A man's point of view

Welcome to my mans point of view for this week.

Well it's been all over the news so I guess I may as well talk about it

North Korea

I mean what the hell are they playing at, testing nuclear weapons firing test missiles.
Either they are trying to send a message or make a statement. but I truly believe that what they are doing is a act of lunacy. It is scare tactics in fact I dare say terrorism in a sense, just like a bully will throw his weight around to get what he wants that's what it would appear Korea is doing.

They did this a few years ago when they wanted something and now they are doing it again, but why? what would drive a country to be so ruthless in it's actions. why are they so determined to build a nuclear arsenal?

Do they even realise what monsters they would become if they used one of those things?
there are far better ways to get attention than this path of threats and war that they are choosing.

if they need aid in some way why don't they come back to the six party's talks surly a world acting together can achieve more than a country standing alone.

Well that's my point of view for today

please let me know how you feel on my point of view

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

Welcome to tell a joke Tuesday spotlight

And this week the spotlight is shinning on,,,,



Well done Lisa!

Here is your winning joke.

A teacher was doing a study testing the taste sense. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my goodness! They're butt-holes!"

The teacher had to leave the room!

Great joke Lisa

The spot light is on you
Thankyou for your great joke and taking part

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

Here are my jokes for this week

God creates Adam and the garden of Eden, God says to Adam "Adam my son I Have given you two gifts." Adam asks what his gifts are? and God tells Adam that as his first gift he has given Adam a brain and with his brain he will be able to think great thoughts and over come problems.
The second gift that God gave Adam was a penis and that with this second gift Adam would be able to have great pleasure and give wemon great pleasure.
Adam says "Wow thankyou God for these great gifts" God says "Adam my son you are welcome, but however Adam there is a catch" Adam asks what's the catch? and God replies " I am only giving you enough blood in your body to control one at a time".

patient = Doctor Doctor I feel like a deck of cards
Doctor = Go away Ill deal with you later

well those are my jokes for this week I hope you all enjoy

please feel free to take part in tell a joke tuesday, wether its your joke or a friends joke or even from a website I dont mind .

Sunday, 24 May 2009

I love my Jenn

I Just thought I would talk about my Jenn in this blog and just a few of the things that make her special

My Jenn is the meaning of perfect to me, I love the way she smiles and I love to hear her laugh.
She has the most amazing laugh every time I hear her laughing I feel so happy.

I love my Jenn's eyes I love looking in to her eyes, she has such amazing blue eye's.
Blue like a ocean that I could spend the rest of my life swimming in.

My Jenn has the most beautiful face I have ever seen, every inch and detail of her face is perfect to me.

My beautiful Jenn has the greatest personality I have ever come across. She always has a smile for me and I love her more than life its self.

I love you my beautiful Jenn

Thursday, 21 May 2009

A man's point of view

Welcome to my mans point of view for today.

One of the worst things that can possibly happen to anyone is for them to have panic attacks, I had them for around three years and I think that those years were possibly the worst years of my life. it was a living nightmare.

I guess it all started one day when I was around 22 years old I was sat in my house playing a game on my computer and I felt fine. I was feeling a little hungry so I turned off the game and stood up to go get some food from the kitchen.

as I walked to the kitchen I could still hear the explosions from the game in my head and it seemed the noise was getting louder and louder. I started to panic the noise was unbearable I couldn't concentrate I was loosing my grip on reality. I remember thinking I should go lie down and that's when it got really bad.

My heart started to pound like a drum and I looked down and could see my chest pumping, I started to feel really scared I needed to calm down some how. Without warning I went in to tunnel vision everything was dark and even my hearing was been affected at this point.

I couldn't think straight I couldn't concentrate long enough to think, I felt like I was going to die.
I ran out the house and to my sisters I don't think I even locked the door I ran as fast as I could.
I got there and straight away she knew something was wrong. she asked me what had happened, her voice sounded really faint and had a echo to it.

I told her what had happened and straight away she knew what it was, she told me I was having a panic attack. she calmed me down and I felt a little better. for the three years after that I battled with sever panic attacks and some even worse than that first one.

I managed to beat them eventually, but I remember just how awful they were.

If anyone should ever need any help with them I am willing to give advice.
I know what hell they can be.

Well that is my mans point of view for today

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

Here are my jokes for this week

Darth Vader and Luke sky walker are in a epic light saber battle,
they have been fighting for hours against each other.
Every time that their light sabers touch Darth Vader would say to Luke
" I know what you are getting for Christmas"
after about 50 times of this happening Luke says "Hang on a minute why do you keep saying that" and Darth Vader says "I have felt your presents"

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

Labour Pains A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

Well those are my jokes for this week I hope you all like them.
Please feel free to join in with tell a joke Tuesday.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

One of those days

I think that today was one of those days where I should have just stayed in bed.
It all started this morning with a bang bang bang at my bedroom door Followed by my mother yelling"Wayne!, CHURCH!

I jumped up I must have been really tired because I didn't hear my alarm clock go off. I got in the shower and rushed so I wasn't late for church. I got out of the shower and ran in the bedroom, I looked at the clock and it said 8:25am. Hang on a minute that clock must be slow I thought to my self. I looked at my phone and that said 8:27am. That was strange I set my alarm for 8:am I was confused then it dawned on me, my mother had done it again. She had woke me up before my alarm. I couldn't believe almost a full hour before it was due to go off, is there anything more annoying?

at church one thing I always was worried about was that they would have me say opening prayer so what should happen? I'm sat in the front row and the teacher says "Wayne will you say the opening prayer"? I say "Who me"? and he says "Yeah".
I feel every pair of eyes looking at me I lower my head and close my eyes and say a prayer hoping I don't mess up. I finish and say Amen I look up and every body is smiling I guess I did a good job phew lol

I got home from church and had about 25 minutes before I had to set off for work. I talked to my Jenn on my laptop for as long as I could, and Then I called her on my phone so I could talk to her as I walked to work. I set off and I got about 50 yards from the house and I felt a spot of rain. Suddenly the heavens opened up and I got soaked, it was the kind of rain that bounces of the floor and and causes massive puddles in seconds I got to work and I was completely soaked through. I had to work in a wet uniform and my socks were wet and I got blisters on my toes.

I got my phone out of my coat and it was wet and stopped working. I now have my phone on life support/charge in a hope it will make a full recovery.
Work was none stop and for the first hour my shoes were making that squelching sound that shoes make when they are wet.

Well I guess it was one of those days

Friday, 15 May 2009

Photo Friday

Welcome to my photo Friday for this week

When I went to the States to see my beautiful Jenn I came across this truck in the parking lot at Wal~Mart. can you read what it says?

Yep that's right, in big writing all over it it says England. I'm sure that place follows me lol

At least the truck wasn't following me lol, I've seen the movie duel and road kill.
I just thought it was kinda funny I saw this truck, I mean what are the odds?
A English man in America looking at a American truck that says England all over it.

I hope you enjoy my photo Friday

PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Honor them Thursday

Welcome to Honor them Thursday A once a month chance to honor those that have made a difference in your life.

this month I have decided to honor

My sister Jane.

My sister is 38 years old and has three children and works at the hospital and is one of the greatest people I know. She has been there for me in some of my darkest hours, like when I had really bad panic attacks she taught me how to fight them.
She is a hard working woman and has her hands full with my three nieces who find new and sometimes amusing ways to get in to mischief.

some of the earliest memories I have are with my sister in them. When I was younger I would go out playing and when it was time for me to come in my mom would send my sister to get me.
I would have her running all over trying to catch me and when we was younger we would fight like cat and dog.

As the years rolled by we became great friends and have remained that way ever since

So my sister this Honer them Thursday if for you.

With love from your brother Wayne.

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

A man's point of view

OK so today I guess one thing that concerns me and indeed the world is the threat of a nuclear war. I know this is kind of a odd subject to talk about but it is one subject that does scare me, I really don't think that man is responsible enough to harness such power and especially one man even if he is the leader of a country. If they were really responsible then the weapons would never have been made in the first place.

They all say that they only have them as a deterrent, to stop the other country's from using them. How silly is that it's like saying I wont use my car if you don't use yours when maybe we should be leading by example.

There can be no winners in a nuclear war no victory only degrees of loosing.
If one country fires the other country fires back both country's are done the survivors have nothing.

There would be no electric or clean water we would go in to nuclear winter.

should that kind of power be in any ones hands? I think not
I hate any kind of war, there's never a winner in a war only victims.

I truly believe that the world should ban the use of all nuclear weapons before nuclear weapons put a ban on us.

Well that's my point of view for today.

p.s Tomorrow is Honor them Thursday

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

Welcome to this weeks Tell a joke Tuesday spotlight

This weeks spotlight is shining on,,,


My Photo

Well done Bridget

here is Bridget's winning joke.

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievious. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So, the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"

Well done Bridget this weeks spotlight is on you.
Thankyou for taking part in Tell a joke tuesday and your great joke.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

I'm sorry to all that I missed this last week but I'm back now and looking forward to hearing some of your great jokes.

So here are my jokes for this week.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?
in case they get a hole in one

how do monkeys cook their food?
on a Gorilla

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

well there are my jokes for this week I hope you all enjoy.
please feel free to join in
and please feel free to leave a comment.

Monday, 11 May 2009

A man's point of view

Welcome to my man's point of view for today.

Today I wanted to share my point of view on does the time fit the crime.

I have heard so many stories in the news paper and on tv of how some one has committed a crime such as a robbery, the criminals will have gone in to the house beat up a elderly couple who can't defend them selves then will take all their things laughing while they do it.

the criminals then get caught and go to be sentenced and usually it seems that they will get nowhere near enough time in prison for what they have done.

I do think that it is a bit ridicules that even a murderer can be out and walking the streets again just a few years after they have committed the crime, the victims and their family's will never be the same again.

I am a true believer in that the sentence should fit the crime, if they say life it should be life not 20 years and if they are good out in 15, they killed some one the dead wont be coming back in 15 years . I hope that makes sense

well that is my point of view for today.

Saturday, 9 May 2009

Why do they?

Well it's been quite a while since my last why do they but here are some more for you all to wrap your brains around.

1) = Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

2) = What do they make the big mac sauce out of ?

3) = Could they have done/do more to prevent the spread of swine flu?

4) = Should Internet come as standard in every house?

5) = Should small time criminals example = thieves and drug takers be given the option to serve in the army or go to prison?

6) = Should war veterans have to pay rent and tax?

7) = Is it morally right to clone a human?

8) =What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a few minutes?
trick question

9) = Do you believe in ghosts?

10) = does anyone have a question for me?

Well those are my questions for today.
I hope you all enjoy

Friday, 8 May 2009

Photo Friday

After missing last weeks photo Friday due to Internet problems I am so happy to be doing my photo Friday for this week.

So here is my photo Friday.

I decided that I would walk through the park on my way to work and take a few pictures around the pond for my beautiful Jenn.

See what a nice place it is.

People can even fish from the banks of the pond.

And the ducks are very curious

especially this fellow who came up to the camera .

I think he was about to peck me or something so I made a hasty retreat and headed to work.

Well I hope you all like my photo friday for this week.

PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

Thursday, 7 May 2009

A man's point of view

I have what I would consider to be a interesting point for you all to consider today in my mans point of view.

As you all know I have spent the last several days without the Internet and it got me thinking, could today's society survive without technology?

if you take in to account all the things we do that rely on electricity or gas or some kind of technology in so way.
if you go back millions of years to the first men and women who had nothing, could we today survive like that?

I have seen the chaos it can cause when a square mile looses power for a couple of hours, it's chaos.
I just think it's really interesting how I can ofte
n take for granted that I flick a switch and the light comes on or I use my phone and there will be the voice at the other end.

Now try and imagine that those things don't exist, no light, no phones, no cars or buses or boats or planes.

Just thinking about it scares me, where would we be without these things?

would we adapt if it was suddenly taken away?

would it lead to our doom?

that's my point of view for today

Im back!!!

After many days without the Internet I am Back online.

I acquired a usb modem and I get 15 gigs allowance a month which I think should be more than enough.
even though before it was unlimited it was in my mothers name, this way me and my Jenn don't have to rely on anyone els now . we have our own Internet. I am so glad to have it back and thank you so much to all my followers that have stayed with me. I am so thank full to you all I truly love to read each and every one of your comments.

Saturday, 2 May 2009

Internet trouble and a mans point of view

Hi to all my readers

Just a quick note to let you all know that I am having a little problem with my Internet provider which I have now sorted out but I wont have the Internet until Wednesday.

I will still be able to post blogs though because I have borrowed a usb Internet thingy from a neighbour.

I thought I would do a quick mans point of view while I am online to keep you all busy while I am getting things sorted out

So here goes

A mans point of view

Again this is a point I feel strongly about

I read in the paper the other week about a woman who had got divorced and had won a settlement from her husband of I think it was in the region of 9 million dollars or something like that.

Now what got me is that she then said that that is not enough for her to live on.
Does she realize that some people, myself included probably wont see a million dollars in their life time unless they are very lucky never mind 9 million, and she is complaining because she doesn't have enough money.

it really annoyed me that she could say that when there are people who in the world who wonder when they are gonna eat next, I could understand if they said to her that she only got maybe like 100 dollars but 9 MILLION!

If I had that much money me and My beautiful Jenn and one day our kids would be set for life.
I'm pretty sure I could live of a half of the interest once a month.

well that's my point of view for today

Got a point of view on my point of view?
please let me know in my comments.