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Sunday, 11 January 2009

Not me! Monday



Hi Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Welcome to my not me! monday. My beautiful Jenn introduced me to this idea and I have been doing the not me Monday ever since. I have managed to convince mine and Jenn's good friend Morgan to join in the fun as well. so here it is my not me! Monday.


well last week was one of those weird week and so many things seemed to go wrong. But me being me I kept things in order and didn't do anything to make it worse.


I mean when the delivery man brought the new Virgin cable box to the house, I didn't laugh out loud with the delivery man when my mom shouted "is that my new virgin at the door"?


And I didn't tell the delivery driver that my mom was a mental patient that they had let out for the day while they changed the beds. That would just be sooooo wrong of me.


I did not spend nearly twenty five minutes looking through the living room for the tv remote only to find out that it had slipped down the side of the sofa I had been sat on most of the night. I hate it when that happens.


I didn't yet again see Melissa, my cat run across the room with my underwear in her mouth for the 4th time this week.


I didn't cut my finger open on a peice of cardboard at work and nearly yell out a swear word at the top of my voice then suck on my finger like it was a pacifier till it stopped bleeding. I'm 29 not 2.


Well thats my Not Me! Monday for this week I hope you all enjoyed it.



32 comments:

Jenn said...

This was very funny, as always. Don't tell MckMama, but I actually think yours are always my favorite. Shhh, it's our little secret ;)

Julie said...

Too funny! Thanks for sharing!

-stephanie- said...

your not me's always make me laugh.
So, is mom's "new virgin" working for her?

Baseball Mom said...

Now those were some good ones. :) I needed a laugh. :)

Alicia, The Snowflake said...

Too funny! I enjoy all of the laughs on Not Me Monday! That's too funny about the cat. In our house, the cat is always carrying my son's stuffed animals. It is usually accompanied with a low growl. We can only figure that she thinks she is killing some wild animal. Well except this week when we found her with a lego in her mouth. I'm not really sure what she was thinking then!

Morgan said...

Oh Wayne, you made me laugh yet again! The one about your mom being a mental patient made me and Jennifer laugh so hard last night and yes, I'm still laughing!

Kimber said...

Hope the new virgin is everything she hoped it would be. Teeheehee. As always your NMM's cracked me up. Have a great week.

Jennifer said...

Thanks for the Comment on my first ever Not Me Monday! and I loved yours .. especially about the "New Virgin" and the Cat loving your Underwear!

Lorie said...

Lovin' the "virgin" episode, and the mother episode.

Great Not Me's!

TuTu's Bliss said...

LOL I am glad you pointed out Melissa is your cat, hee hee. Great Post!

Rachel said...

Oh my goodness! Your mom's comment about the cable box was hilarious (and I won't tell what you told the delivery guy! but it sure was funny!)

Cats do crazy stuff, huh? Not like we can embarrass them back!

Great Not Me Monday's!

Jenna said...

too hilarious Wayne! I hope the "virgin" is working out for ya'll

Yaya said...

Haha....virgin....underwear cat! Lol!

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

I love the story about your mother. I would have laughed out loud, too!

Ashley said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

Jo-Jo said...

I didn't cut my finger on a can this week and do the exact thing! Ouch! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I do hope you come back!

Alissa said...

Great Not me Monday! Glad I'm not the only one with debit card/ remote control issues! :)

Gardner Momma said...

I love the virgin and mental patient ones... hilarious!!

Jennie said...

those are great... thanks so much for stopping by my blog....

pam said...

I love the story of the new virgin. Oh, and the cat running around with your underwear!!

Fun not me Monday.

Breezy said...

HA! That totally made me wish we could use Virgin Cable instead of Comcast (which is what we have on good old NJ!). But we do have Virgin Megastores, so maybe I can make it work!

Anyway, thanks for the smile, and I'll ler you know when I indulge in Wendy's again! :-)

KAL071203 said...

lol great not me's!

S.L.P said...

That cat has seperation anxiety for sure! I can just imagine the sence with your mother, my that T.V. guy must have been surprised. Too funny! Happy Not Me Monday!

Robin said...

Happy Monday Wayne!
I always enjoy hearing from you!
I hope that you have a great week!
Thanks for making me smile!

Janda said...

What a crack up!! Your cat story below made me laugh my head off, Ive heard of dogs doing this, but never cats!!

Lana said...

I did enjoy your not me monday.

LucieP said...

I wish I could have seen the delivery man's face!

Too funny!

Lane said...

I hope that some day I'll get the time back in my life that I have wasted trying to find my remote control. I heard once that our forefathers used to make due without one.

(Brrrrrr)

Enjoyed it a lot, Wayne.

Kristin said...

Too funny about the cat!! I'm so glad that didn't happen. LOL

Ashley said...

That was a funny not me monday... I especially like the virgin comments by mom and the follow-up comments to the delivery man by you. Oh and the cat with your underwear... classic.

the RaMbLeR said...

The only thing worse than the cat running across the living room with your underwear would be if it also had your remote...OR your MOM asking if it was her new VIRGIN at the door! ROFL...too funny!

Katie said...

I absolutely get the cat thing. I am continually amazed at what my little man does on a regular basis. I waddled all over the neighbor hood trying to catch him in what he thought was a game. I didn't hold back though. I'm no potty mouth, but he definitely got an ear or two full when I caught him. I'm thinking that hamper idea sounds good for you. I'm waiting now until you post that Melissa drags your skivvies out when you have guests over. LoL :)