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Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

Welcome to this weeks Tell a joke Tuesday spotlight.

This week the spotlight is shining on,,,,


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Well done Bridget

Here is Bridget's winning joke

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to spending his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife."

And so he got his wife to promise him that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him. A short time later, he passed away.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I am a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you really did it?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can have it."

Great Joke Bridget and thankyou so much for taking part in Tell a Joke Tuesday
The spotlight is on you.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

I've heard that one before and I love it!