Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.
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Here's my jokes and funny stuff for this week.


A pregnant woman is involved in a bank robbery and gets shot three times. She slips in to a coma for three months. When she awakens the first thing she notices is her stomach is flat. She shouts for the doctor who enters the room and explains that she was shot in the stomach three times and the shock sent her in to a coma, He also explained that she gave birth to three healthy children two girls and one boy she is sent home and 18 years pass by.
She is at home and is preparing lunch for the kids, suddenly one of the daughters comes running down the stairs crying and screaming. the mother calms her down and asks what had happened, the daughter explains that she had gone to the bathroom and while she was pooping bullet fell i to the toilet and it came from her behind. The mother realises what happened and explains to the daughter about the incident years ago.
The next day the mother is in the garden hanging the washing her other daughter comes running out crying and screaming, the mother says whats wrong? The daughter says she was in the bathroom taking a pee and she passed a bullet. The mother Explains about the bank incident years ago and all is well.
The next day the mother is in the room watching tv, she hears a bang, her sun comes running in the room yelling and crying,and before he can say anything the mother says " I know I know, you was taking a pee and you passed a bullet right"?.
The son says "No I was masturbating and I shot the dog"



Well that's my joke for this week,
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