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Thursday 18 March 2010

Sound advice from kids!

Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer.
Never tell your mom her diet is not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Never pee on a electric fence.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Don't pull dads finger when he tells you to.
when your mom is mad at dad don't let her brush your hair.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment.
Don't sneeze in front of mom when your eating crackers
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
You cant hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.
Never try to baptize a cat.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

Those are very cute!