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Sunday, 18 January 2009

Not me! Monday


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


Not Me! Monday was first introduced to me by my beautiful Jenn

Every week after I have written Not Me Mondays and had so many comments.

So I carried it on.

So Here I go with my Not Me Monday.



This week has been one of those weeks where I have being so busy with work. and with been so busy you would think that I surely would have forgotten something or done something stupid right?


Well let me enlighten you all.


There is no way that in a mad rush to get ready for work, I decided to have a shave while in a red hot shower Then after getting dressed run out into freezing cold weather and as a result my face felt like it was gonna burn off and is now flaking away. !Those razor burns are killers!


I did not have a pizza at work only to get home to find that my mom had ordered me a pizza.


I did not, and I stress this one I DID NOT! take my phone to the bathroom at work to text my beautiful Jenn. Then when I was finished on the toilet wonder where my phone was and as I walked to open the bathroom door feel something strange pressing against my butt. No I did not pull up my trousers and forget I had rested the phone on them while. I was doing what you do in a bathroom.


I did not jog home from work and hurt my knee and spend almost the entire week hobbling along everywhere.


And I did not manage to set off every fire alarm in the house when I was cooking my cheese burgers. I'm a better cook than Gordon Ramsey From Hell's kitchen. lol


I did not sit laughing at mom because she had Sugar, one of the five cats I live with on her knee and every time mom tried to move Sugar would try to bite her. That would be so cruel of me. and mom did try and hit me with her walking stick after.



Well that's My Not Me Monday for this week I hope you all enjoyed.


please be sure to check out my new post called Tribute Tuesday. where you pay tribute to a loved one and make them feel special. And just like Not me Monday you leave your link on my page so every blogger can see the Tribute to the person That you want to make feel special.




36 comments:

Jenn said...

That was very funny! Thanks for making me laugh.

Cynthia Jill Photography said...

Thanks for visiting my blog Wayne.


I am laughing at your bathroom story LOL!

-stephanie- said...

laughing at your poor, burned, frozen off face. I mean I'm not laughing...sorry.

and I am so starving for pizza that I would have been thrilled to eat it twice in one day.

your poor mother.

Kara said...

Blog hopping from mckmama. a male blogger, I don't see too many.
The bathroom story was funny, images i'm trying not to conjure up. Thanks for the laughs.

Hey Mama where's my... said...

That was too funny, thank goodness your phone didn't take a swim as you stood up!! That would have been really gross! Thanks for the laugh~

E said...

Okay, don't be offended but I think you are the FIRST guy that I've ever seen do a "Not Me" Monday!

Way to go!!! Wish I could get my hubby to blog or do NOT ME's!!!

Bridget said...

Okay, too funny!!!

blueviolet said...

I see no problems with having pizza twice in one day, or even thrice!

Alicia, The Snowflake said...

Thanks for the laugh! I am glad you did not take the phone with you to the bathroom. That could have had terrible consequences!

Alicia said...

Those were hilarious! Thanks for sharing...especially about your phone & bathroom experience!

Contest Chris said...

I think I could eat pizza every meal.

Natalie said...

Thank you for my very first comment.YAY!

The Gordon Ramsey one really made me laugh!!!! Love his shows! But I bet you're a much better cook. ;-)

Jennifer said...

OMG ... You have me cracking up at your "crack" errrr "phone" incident.

tara said...

That was great! Thanks for stopping my blog! a white russian, by the way, is an alcoholic beverage made with Kahlua, Vodka, and milk or cream. They are pretty rich in taste, but pretty good ;)

Lana said...

Your post was very funny! Thanks for making me laugh!!

Sara said...

Haha, I laughed so hard at the thought of you having your phone stuck to you butt. :)

And about the pizza - I could totally eat pizza twice in one day!

Thanks for visiting my blog!

Jessica said...

Thanks for stopping by, your not me's are great. I could see my hubby doing the same thing with his phone *grin*!

Heidi said...

I sooo did not just laugh out loud to your phone and your arse!

Kimber said...

Okay, the phone on your butt cracked me up. So did the cat trying to bite your Mum (sorry Wayne's Mum). Great NMM's as usual. Have a Great week. I'm going to do a Tribute Tuesday post tomorrow!!

Kathleen said...

Thanks for visiting!

Hope your knee is feeling better, and thanks for the LOL on your bathroom story and the cell!

Hope you had a great Monday!

Heatherlyn said...

OK, so the bathroom one is hilarious!

Jenney said...

Oh I am SO telling my husband that you blog. AND that PC of MckMama might do a post. He will SO have to be blogging here soon.

MegB said...

Hahaha about setting the fire alarms off!

Oh by the way...I didn't MAKE the kiddos go outside...they were begging me....I just allowed it!

Brandy said...

Thanks for making me laugh so hard. I really appreciate it. You are hysterical.
Thanks also for visiting my blog. I love getting comments of encouragement. :)
Brandy :)

Following Him said...

Hilarious! Smoke alarms are great...are they not? Have a great week!
~Elyse~

Janda said...

So did you pocket dial anyone?? That is funny! So is this the same cat that steals your cloths??:) lol love the cat stories!!

Tiffany said...

LOL! I love the cell phone story! That made giggle!

Thanks for stopping by my blog :)

Blommy Mogger said...

Great NMM's! I especially laughed at the Sugar cat one.

Erica said...

Great Post! I'm rereading the LOTR right now and have a Tuesday Teaser up about The Two Towers today! Just had to mention since you put LOTR several times on your profile! I will try and join in on the Tribute next week!

allie nelson said...

funny! loved the phone & razor stories....

waitingarms said...

Thanks! My husband believes that it is in every man's DNA want to eat pizza twice a day! Gotta let him know of a guilt ridden 2x a day pizza eating Wayne!

Have a nice day!

Ray, Brandi and Our Girls said...

Great post! Love the bathroom post.

karina said...

Thanks for dropping by on Monday. I love these NMMs. The cell phone stuck to your bum takes the cake!

I will have to visit again, and if I remember, I'd like to participate in Tribute Tuesday sometime. That sounds like a beautiful way to honor someone.

Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I never set off the fire alarms when I'm cooking! ;)

Samantha said...

Thanks for visiting & commenting on my blog!

Funny NMM! Your poor mum getting attacked by your cat!
Cute kitty name as well :)

Lane said...

Nicely done, Wayne...loved the not mes a LOT!!