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Monday, 26 January 2009

A poem about the cramps

My Jenn has asked me to write her a poem to make her feel better.
At the moment she is suffering with the cramps,
so My beautiful Jenn this one is for you to make you laugh I love you.

Cramps and women, women and cramps

What is this thing that sends women in to a trance.

You dare not say anything that may be out of place

and you can tell there really angry from the look on there face.

usually so sweet and do anything you ask.

when women have the cramps you become a pain in there ass.

They will tear you to shreds if you make one wrong move

so just don't say anything till their mood has improved.

Here's another life saving tip for all the guys to know

When a woman has cramps don't dare interupt there tv show.

I hope the poem cheered you up and made you laugh baby mwah.


Jenn said...

I'm not talking to you.

Jenn said...

Just kidding. I thought it was hilarious. I hope you don't get hate mail because of me!

-stephanie- said...

Hate mail? No way! It's about time a guy understands what women go through. You got it right Wayne. Funny!

Jenna said...

So funny! Wow! I can't stop laughing! that fits most women to a T!

Kimber said...

That was absolutely hysterical.

CornFedMama said...

This is great, and how sweet of you to acknowledge just some of the pains women endure! Your wife is very blessed to have a guy like you around. Except, of course, when she has the cramps.