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Thursday, 30 April 2009

Photo Friday

Welcome to my photo Friday for this week.

I though I would show another trip to the store with mom but this time following my mother rather than just pictures of the store so here goes.

So here is my other all happy and in her mobile shopping cart.
be warned she may look sweet but she is lethal with that thing.

Half the time she falls asleep at the wheel.

The over half shes going so fast I can barley keep her in focus.



oh no, Whats she pointing at ?




Off she goes, I wonder what she has seen?


Ahhh, No wonder she was driving like mad woman, She found the cake section.


Now as for the next picture, she said she would kill me if I ever put it on here. I am posting this one at my own risk .


This is the point where she nearly crashed in to a wall. She is slamming on the break in this picture.

Well I hope you all enjoyed my photo Friday.
have a great week!




PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

Welcome to this weeks Tell a joke Tuesday spotlight

And this week the Spotlight is shining on ,,,,drum roll


JILLIEN


My Photo


Congratulations! Jillien

Here is your winning joke


A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.'

Well done Jillien The spotlight is on you.
Thank you for taking part in Tell a Joke Tuesday.

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday


Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

here are my jokes for this week.


What did the snail say when it took a ride on the tortoise?
WEEEEEEE!!!


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper.





Hello! Welcome to the Mental Health Hot line!

If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly, being certain to touch the table and counting to 10 between each press.

If you are Co-Dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are Delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship.

If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press since no one will answer.

If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, please try your call again later.

If you have Low Self Esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are too busy to help worthless people like you.

And thank you for calling the Mental Health Hot line!

Well that's my jokes for this week I hope you all enjoyed

Please feel free to leave a comment


Saturday, 25 April 2009

A man's point of view

For this man's point of view I thought I would raise a issue that I have done in the past and it is one of the things in life I think there should be a law for.

I guess to alot of people it seems like such a trivial thing but to me it can have a long term affect.
So what am I talking about I hear you say.

I'm talking about games and the fact that there age restrictions on them that some parents don't seem to take any notice of. I work at a blockbuster and we rent games of all kinds for all consoles.
For each game there is a age rating and if a child under that age comes to the counter we have to refuse them. The law states that we cant serve to a person under the age of the certificate.

Yet all to often I found that a parent will come up to the counter with sometimes as higher rated game as a 18 and the child is sometimes as young as 7 or 8 years old and there is not a thing I can do to stop them from renting the game even though I know its the child who is going to play the game.

I think it is morally wrong but like I say there is nothing I can do to stop it I have tried little things like I will say to the parent " Do you realize that this game is such and such rating" and they will just look at me as if I have insulted them and say "Yes I realize thank you".

kids are so influential and seeing the content of a game that is above their age I believe can be harmful to them, there are the few instances where kids have gone to the extreme of acting out the games they have played often with tragic results.

I really think there should be a law that says if I think that the adult is renting a game for a child who is under the age of the game I could refuse them service.


they passed that law for alcohol. I think they should for movies and games.

If you have a point of view on my point of view then please leave me a comment


Thursday, 23 April 2009

Photo Friday

Welcome to my photo Friday for this week.


I was walking through the park taking pictures for my Jenn when this little fellow came up to me and seemed to insist I took his picture.


Can you see him?

There he is with his butt in the air.


Hold on he's combing his hair.



Isn't he cute.



I love squirrels I would have one for a pet if it was legal.


Well I hope you all like my pictures for this week.





PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Why do they?

I have been really pondering all week on the questions I am about to ask.

So I will ask them and see what happens
ok here goes.

1 = Why does food always taste better when its on someone else's plate?

2 = If my Jenn is five hours behind my time in England, does that mean I time travel when I fly to see her, am I from the future?

3 = Could they really build the star ship enterprise?

4 = Is there to much pressure on school children these days?

5 = What was the very first broadcast on the television?

6 = If you could know the day you was going to die would you?

7 = How can you use the letters in NEW DOOR to make one word?
Trick question

8 = Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

9 = Are UFOs really top secret planes?

10 = why do they predict the weather for the week ahead when they cant get the next day right?


Well those are my questions for this week.

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

This weeks Tell a joke tuesday spotlight is shining on,,,,

Jennifer

This is My life.


Well done my Beautiful Jenn.

and here is your Joke that won the spotlight for this week


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.



great joke

Jennifer the spotlight is on you

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday


Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

here are my jokes for this week.

Mother superior is walking through the chapel and she sees a nun who says to her " you got out of the wrong side of bed this morning"
mother superior just smiles and Carry's on walking.
she comes across another nun who says "you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning"
this happens about another three times and by now mother superior is getting mad.
She sees another nun, the nun is about to open her mouth and mother superior shouts " IF YOU SAY I GOT OUT OF THE WRONG SIDE OF BED I'LL MAKE SCRUB THE CHAPEL FLOOR!"
the nun looks in a shocked way and says "I wasn't going to say that, I was going to ask you what you are doing with the popes slippers on?"


A man is walking along the beach and he sees a crab crying. He says to the crab "Crab why are you crying?" and the crab replies " Ive got peoples"

There are my jokes for this week I hope you all like them.
please feel free to join in on tell a joke Tuesday and leave a comment.


Monday, 20 April 2009

No easy desicion

For about three and a half months now me and my mother have had a lodger stopping with us.
The lodger is my nieces boyfriend, he has paid his rent and been very little bother to anyone all in all he is a good kid.

Now the main problem is that my niece is pregnant to him and that's why he is lodging with us, he moved from his home and came to live with us so he could be close to my niece. him lodging here was on condition

Conditions are as follows
1 = He and my niece make every effort to get there own place as soon as possible.
2 = He finds employment as soon as possible.
3 = both he and my niece must be trying as hard as possible to establish them selves at all times.

On the first rule they were nearly successful once but however got turned down.
On the second rule he hasn't really tried to hard and my niece has barley supported him
and on the third it seems neither of them are trying at all.

At this rate he will still be here well after my great nephew is born and there is just not enough room for him and the baby and my niece at that point. and my nieces mother is at her Witt's end and completely out of room .

me and my mother are now starting to get at each other because we just have no privacy what so ever the lodger sleeps on the sofa down stairs and out of politeness we sometimes even go to bed early so he can get some sleep.

We are doing this for my niece because we love her and want to see her happy but however the expense of this is slowly becoming to much in a emotional sense it is causing tension all round.

We are pestering my niece saying she needs to be doing more and when we do this she says we are getting at her then it gets us down because we feel like we are hurting her feelings.
it really seems like there is no easy way out of this one, or at least no way out without us looking like the bad guys.

I have come up with a idea
My idea is putting a time limit on the time he can stay. I have decided that they will have until the 20th of July , this gives them three months to get there act together and get there own place.
If not he will have to move back to his parents.

I am hoping that this will give them both new motivation, but if they do not make it in time I must send him home. We just dont have the room for all three of them.

I feel so bad for suggesting this idea, well I haven't suggested it yet.

am I doing the right thing or am I doing the wrong thing?

Just a few pictures of me and my Jenn

I thought it was about time I posted some pictures of me and my Jenn for all of you too see.
these pictures are from my most recent visit

Me at the Italian restaurant.


My beautiful Jenn.



we love ice cream.



And Italian food.


I love this picture of my Jenn.





I hope you all enjoy the pictures of me and my beautiful Jenn


Saturday, 18 April 2009

A man's point of view

I was watching the news the other day and it seems that President Barack Obama has taken on quite a challenge.

he has come in to a country that's in quiet a mess, no offence to George Bush but it seems to me that he has left a war and a recession for Barack Obama to deal with.

If Barack can pull it off he will be known as the president that saved America, but what happens if he doesn't?.
What will he be known as if he leaves the country no better off than how he found it.
He has taken on a challenge that is seems to be a up hill battle.

in my mind what Barack needs to do to put things right is.
1=save the country from a recession
2=bring the boys back from a war he didn't start

that is just two of the many challenges he faces and both of them seem quite impossible.
I don't envy him.
At the end of the day it is a Presidents job to steer the country in the right direction and make it prosper. He knows this and it is his responsibility and his job to make sure it happens.

I think it will be interesting to see if he dose it. Will he be the next great president or just another man that carried the prior presidents mistakes?



A man's point of view

this weeks Man's point of view is a really controversial one

It is

Man
VS
Women
at shopping.

Now every couple of week I go and help my mother do the shopping at the local store and I have noticed quite a lot of things that men and women do differently.
So here are just a few

When a man enters the shopping store and he wants something on aisle 12 he will go straight to aisle 12. Now there could be all kinds of distractions along the way, like magazines that contain all the football results or the first isle could be full of electrical stuff, but not so much as a blink. The man will head straight for the thing he needs and purchase it and then leave.

now the same scenario with a woman they need something on aisle 12 but instead of heading straight there they will stop at every item along the way and even start reading the packets of different items and what gets me is sometimes they even seem to just stand there looking at the prices for maybe 10 minutes before deciding they don't even want the thing and then they will move on , by the time they are at aisle 12 the shopping cart is half full.


now on the down side for a man, me being a man my self is we buy crap that will probably never even be used. Like a spanner kit or a packet of batteries that don't fit anything. it's more a case of he may buy something one day that the batteries will fit.

now women shop and there shopping makes sense, they buy for the house or for the family. they buy things that will be useful like a new set of dishes or something for the house and they do buy a great choice of foods.

I must stick up for men though because I am one.
so in my mind I guess the man while maybe not being the most efficient shopper is the best for speed and getting exactly what is needed.

women are best for getting in for the days ahead so which one is really the better of the two.

my vote is the guys.

got a point of view?.
lets here it in your comment


Thursday, 16 April 2009

Photo Friday

I am a great uncle and my nephew is so cute
Born weighing 4 pounds and 7oz he was very small.

I took lots of photos for you all to see.

Here he is looking around the room


Here is my neice and proud mother to baby Marcus.

Time for feeding



and after food it Seems there is nothing like a good sleep.


All nice and snug in his baby carrier.



I hope you all enjoyed my photo friday.






PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

The story of how me and my beautiful Jenn met part 2

Well here it is the second part of the story of how me and my Beautiful Jenn met

now where was I, oh yeah how we met in person.

Well me an Jenn had decided that it was time we should meet in person.
I saved up the money and booked a flight to the United States of America, I would have to stay at the airport over night because the plane departed at 6am.

the day before the flight I got everything prepared, I packed my suitcase and made sure I had everything ready. at this point I was a little nervous and I had thoughts flying through my mind like, what if she saw me and doesn't like me, as for me I was head over heals for her.
and it's strange but I had the song going through my head by Savage Garden called -I knew I loved you before I met you.

I fell asleep with the thoughts of meeting my beautiful Jenn running through my mind.
The next day I woke up late in the afternoon, This was it this was the day I set of to see my Jenn for the very first time.

I got to the Airport at about 9:30 pm and I was so excited about seeing my Jenn. I had to wait till 4:am to go to the gate so I waited in the terminal and watched a few movies and talked to Jenn on the phone.
Finally the desk opened for my airline and I proceeded through to the gate where after just couple of hours I boarded the first of two flights to the USA.

I had to go to Amsterdam first to catch the connecting flight. I remember looking at the plane I was about to board in Amsterdam and thinking - when I get of this plane I will be with my Jenn.
I boarded the second flight that would take 9 and a half hours to get to the states.

So 9 and a half hours and nearly 5000 miles later the plane began the landing procedure. I looked out the window and I could see the roads and cars traveling along them and I thought to myself, I wonder if one of those cars is Jenn's.

The plane touched down and we arrived at the gate. I got off the plane and I had the idea that my Jenn would be waiting right at the other side of the door for me but I had to go through the boarder patrol first and I lost count of the x-ray machines and metal detectors I had to walk through.

after all that I looked at the time and I was running late I had no way of getting in contact with Jenn to let her know I was running late. I was so afraid that she would have thought I was a no show and would have left.


as luck had it a lady who was next to me in a Que offered me her phone so I could call Jenn to let her know I was at the airport and just getting through customs. I dialed the number and my Jenn answered she was waiting for me in the baggage claim.

I eventually got to the baggage claim area but my Jenn was no where to be seen.
I called her up using a phone that one of the staff at the airport had let me use.

I asked my Jenn where she was. She said that she was in the south terminal and asked where I was I looked around and I saw that I was in the North Terminal. She said "I'm on my way now" and then she hung up and I found a place to sit and wait.

As I waited a million thoughts raced through my mind, would she like me, do I look ok.

I sat and started to look around in anticipation she would be here any minute.
I looked up and there she was,

The most beautiful sight I had ever seen and just as perfect as I had imagined.
she looked so perfect, I stood up and she open her arms and threw them around me and I held her in my arms.

I looked at her and told her I loved her and I heard her say in her sweet voice "I love you too"
We had finally found each other and it was perfect I had been given a angel, the most beautiful woman in the world

MY BEAUTIFUL JENN.

We left the airport hand in hand and spent the most perfect two weeks of our lives together.

and that is the story of how me and my beautiful Jenn met.





Wednesday, 15 April 2009

The story of how me and my beautiful Jenn met.

This story is by request from the winner of the Tell a Joke Tuesday Spotlight. The story of how I met Jennifer.

A few years ago now I had just got my laptop and was discovering all the different things you could do online, like talking to people halfway around the world. One day while looking around online, I met Jenn.

At first, we would just talk a couple times a week for a few minutes, but as the months went on, we began to talk more and more, til finally we started to talk over the phone.

Since we both had web cams, we decided one day to let each other view them. And there she was, a sweet little angel with deep blue eyes and long blond curly hair sitting with one of the cats in her arms. and I still remember When I asked her if she was okay and I heard her sweet voice for the very first time and her very first word to me was "yeah."

I remember thinking just how beautiful she was and I just couldn't get her out of my mind. As the weeks went by me and Jenn became really close talking to each other and playing different games online together.

In the back of my mind I wanted to ask her to be mine, and I felt like if I didn't ask her soon that she would get asked out by someone else or she would find someone else. I had already fallen for her and I just needed to pluck up the courage to say something.

One night I was talking to Jenn and I remember thinking to my self "this is it I have got to ask her now or I will lose her." I remember saying to her "Jenn, you know how you said I could tell you anything?" and she said "yeah" I said "well, I have fallen for you."

When she replied "Really? I feel the same way," I wanted to do somersaults around the room and jump for joy!

we were a item, after months of building up the courage I had done it! I had asked the question and Jenn was mine!

However, we still hadn't even met in person. Come back tomorrow to hear about that.

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

This week the Tell a joke spotlight shines on,,,,

Alex the girl


My Photo


Well done your joke had me really laughing.

Here is your winning joke.

and well done for winning, the spotlight is on you

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday


Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.


I have some funny quotes to start with so here goes.


I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope.

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
Leslie Nielsen.



top ten tips to know if you have PMS

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-POOP."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.


and here is a joke to finish off

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"

"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."

"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."

"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"

"Well, then I pick up some of the poop that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."

"Well, what if there ain't no poop in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some poop on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."

Well I hope you enjoed the jokes for this week

please feel free to leave a coment.




Monday, 13 April 2009

I am a great uncle

My niece has given birth to a 4 pound 7oz baby
She has named him Marcus Currier and he was born
on the 12-4-09 at 5:54pm

I thought it would be nice to post some pictures of him for the world t see

as soon as I pointed the camera at him he opened his eyes.

This his is mother, My niece Natalie. Look how small he is.


time for a sleep.

Well there is the newest member of the family

Sunday, 12 April 2009

Why do they?

I know it has been a while since I last did the Why do they.
I have been busy spending time with my Jenn.
But I have got so many new questions that seem to baffle me.
ones I just cant get my head around so here they are.


1) Who agreed to be the test pilot for the world first parachute?

2) if a ambulance has the lights flashing should it have to stick within the speed limit?

3) how do they figure out where the capital of a country is shouldn't it be in the center?

4) what is full of holes but can hold water?
trick question

5) could they really build a spaceship like the star ships in star trek?

6) should police have the power to sentence?

7) didn't rocky balboa get banned from boxing in part five due to brain damage?

8) how can they call it the funny bone if it isn't funny when you hit it?

9) will there ever be world peace?

10) if Mini is a mouse and Donald is a duck and Pluto is a dog what is goofy?


well there are my questions for this week.

Friday, 10 April 2009

Photo Friday


Welcome to my photo friday for this week.
This week I had to come back to england.
I miss my beautiful Jenn so much so here are afew pictures of me and my jenn to cheer me up.


Well there are my photos for this week I hope you all enjoy






center>PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

A man's point of view

I have decided I Will start a new weekly post called,
A mans point of view.
I guess that really it is more my point of view on different things.


So I'm just gonna start typing on my points of view and see what comes out.

I guess one thing I feel strongly about is that in England especially there seems to be a let down in the law that lets troublesome teens get away with almost anything. The store I work at has these little rascals come in at least twice a week and regardless of how many times they have caused trouble and been arrested they are back on the street the next day doing the same thing.

they have little regard for anyone or anything past their own existence they are rude to people and vandalise and often terrorise but yet when the police are called they disappear so fast and the police never show up and catch them in the act o they can't do anything and even when the police do get them all they get is a caution. I have heard if some kids getting arrested 8 or 10 times and still are able to go out in to the public and again do the same thing.

I personally believe that the best cure to this would be to bring back national service. I once saw a tv show called bad lads army and it dealt with kids like the ones I write about. They made the trouble causing kids go in to the army for 16 weeks. When these kids had finished the course they had changed dramatically. They had learnt discipline and self respect and respect for others, the transformation was amazing.

and It seems that prison is just becoming a status among youths of today it seems like they want to go their so they have bragging rights with there friends. maybe the service would do two jobs at once. no 1= give the kids a job and good prospects for the future and no 2 = keep them off the streets and out of trouble.

I do think that there are some wonderful kids out there and like always it is just the handful that are the bad ones. I think that they can all have such a great future if they are pointed in the right direction.

This is my point of view the above subject.

Thursday, 9 April 2009

Honor them Thursday

Welcome to Honor them Thursday A once a month chance to honor those that have made a difference in your life.


This month I wish to honor Mr and Mrs blake.



They are my good friend Morgan's parents.

While I was in the USA with my beautiful Jenn we went to visit them twice.
The first time we all went to church together and if it wasn't for Mrs Blake me and Jennifer wouldn't have had a clue which room to go in to next. Mr Blake made us so welcome and gave a wonderful testimony at church.


The second visit to there home they made us a fantastic meal and again made me and my Jenn feel so welcome. we sat and talked and ate the food that they had prepared and I had such a wonderful time.

I am so happy for the opportunity to have met Mr and Mrs Blake and this is also a way of me saying thank you to them for been so wonderful to me while I was in the USA

Mr and Mrs Blake I honor you both.




Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

This weeks Tell a joke Tuesday spotlight is shining on.......



Brandi.


My Photo





Well done Brandi you are this weeks top joker



And here is your joke.
Three guys had to cross a lake. The first one prayed to God for the strength, he swam across the lake, but almost died 5 times.

The second guy prayed to God for the strength and the tools, he made a boat, and rowed himself across the lake, he almost died 3 times.

The third guy prayed to God for the strength, the tools, and the brains. He turned into a girl, walked 4 yards, and crossed the bridge.
Thank you so much


for taking part in tell a joke Tuesday.
Have a great day

Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday


Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.



Well as you all know I am feeling down this week because I miss my Jenn so much. I had to come back to England.
So I need cheering up so I hope as many of you will tell a joke to cheer me and my beautiful Jenn up.

Here are my jokes for this week.


What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.


A red head a brunet and a blond are all stood before the firing squad for there crimes against humanity.
The Sargent of the firing squad picks out the red head and places her against a wall.
He shouts "READY AIM" and just as he's about to yell fire the red head shouts "Twister"!!.
All the firing squad look around in a panic but there is not twister.
They look back in the direction of the red head to find that she has escaped while they was all looking for the twister.
The Sargent grabs the brunet and pushes her against the wall. He then shouts "READY, AIM" and the brunet shouts " Bombers over head" The firing squad Run for cover but there are no bombers to be seen. they run back to formation and the brunet has disappeared over the wall.
With only the blond left. the Sargent grabs her and places her against the wall. but the blond has been watching and saw the red head and brunets cunning trickery and has her own plan. she thinks I will trick them.
The Sargent Shouts "READY, AIM"
The blond shouts "FIRE".


what do you call a spider without legs?
A raisin.

Well I hope you all enjoy my jokes for this week .
Please feel free to leave a comment.

Monday, 6 April 2009

My last day in the usa

Well This was my last full day in the USA and in about 8 hours I will be waking up and heading back to England.

I have had what is simply the best time of my life. I have loved trying all the foods , I have loved looking in all the stores, I have loved watching the sunset, I have even loved the rain, and the reason that I loved all these things is because I did them with my beautiful Jenn.

I can't wait till October time when I will be coming back to the USA to be with my beautiful Jenn again. I know that as I leave tomorrow I will be sad but I know how happy I will be when I hold her in my arms again.

Today we tried to cram in as much as possible. We went to the conference and saw Thomas S. Monson talk, We ate at our favorite Italian restaurant and we walked around the square the sun was shining it was a perfect afternoon.

In the evening we traveled to mine and Jenn's good friend Morgans house. even though Morgan is away at college we ate with her parents. They prepared all kinds of food for us and their other guests and family.

We talked about many things and I had such a wonderful time. I am so glad to have met Morgans family they really are wonderful people



Me and Jenn headed back after a wonderful evening and I have just finished packing for the long journey tomorrow. I know that as soon as I get back to England I will start saving to get back to be with my beautiful Jenn again.

Sunday, 5 April 2009

Sunset pictures

As promissed here are some sunset pictures that I took


I hope you all like the pictures