Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.



Well as you all know I am feeling down this week because I miss my Jenn so much. I had to come back to England.
So I need cheering up so I hope as many of you will tell a joke to cheer me and my beautiful Jenn up.

Here are my jokes for this week.


What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.


A red head a brunet and a blond are all stood before the firing squad for there crimes against humanity.
The Sargent of the firing squad picks out the red head and places her against a wall.
He shouts "READY AIM" and just as he's about to yell fire the red head shouts "Twister"!!.
All the firing squad look around in a panic but there is not twister.
They look back in the direction of the red head to find that she has escaped while they was all looking for the twister.
The Sargent grabs the brunet and pushes her against the wall. He then shouts "READY, AIM" and the brunet shouts " Bombers over head" The firing squad Run for cover but there are no bombers to be seen. they run back to formation and the brunet has disappeared over the wall.
With only the blond left. the Sargent grabs her and places her against the wall. but the blond has been watching and saw the red head and brunets cunning trickery and has her own plan. she thinks I will trick them.
The Sargent Shouts "READY, AIM"
The blond shouts "FIRE".


what do you call a spider without legs?
A raisin.

Well I hope you all enjoy my jokes for this week .
Please feel free to leave a comment.