Welcome to this weeks Tell a joke Tuesday spotlight
And this week the Spotlight is shining on ,,,,drum roll
JILLIEN
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
Well done Jillien The spotlight is on you.
Thank you for taking part in Tell a Joke Tuesday.
And this week the Spotlight is shining on ,,,,drum roll
JILLIEN
Congratulations! Jillien
Here is your winning joke
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
Well done Jillien The spotlight is on you.
Thank you for taking part in Tell a Joke Tuesday.
8 comments:
Good choice. Love you.
loved this joke.
Love it! So super funny. Her blog is fun to read as well.
YAY! I won!! Thanks a lot Wayne.
Oh no! Too funny!
You got me.
What a turn of a phrase!
Love that joke - great pick!
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