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Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday Spotlight

Welcome to this weeks Tell a joke Tuesday spotlight

And this week the Spotlight is shining on ,,,,drum roll


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Congratulations! Jillien

Here is your winning joke

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . . 'You just happened to catch my eye.'

Well done Jillien The spotlight is on you.
Thank you for taking part in Tell a Joke Tuesday.


Jennifer said...

Good choice. Love you.

-stephanie- said...

loved this joke.

Alex the Girl said...

Love it! So super funny. Her blog is fun to read as well.

Jillien said...

YAY! I won!! Thanks a lot Wayne.

lisaschaos said...

Oh no! Too funny!

Moannie said...

You got me.

Warren Baldwin said...

What a turn of a phrase!

One Anxious Mommy said...

Love that joke - great pick!