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Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

here are my jokes for this week.

Mother superior is walking through the chapel and she sees a nun who says to her " you got out of the wrong side of bed this morning"
mother superior just smiles and Carry's on walking.
she comes across another nun who says "you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning"
this happens about another three times and by now mother superior is getting mad.
She sees another nun, the nun is about to open her mouth and mother superior shouts " IF YOU SAY I GOT OUT OF THE WRONG SIDE OF BED I'LL MAKE SCRUB THE CHAPEL FLOOR!"
the nun looks in a shocked way and says "I wasn't going to say that, I was going to ask you what you are doing with the popes slippers on?"

A man is walking along the beach and he sees a crab crying. He says to the crab "Crab why are you crying?" and the crab replies " Ive got peoples"

There are my jokes for this week I hope you all like them.
please feel free to join in on tell a joke Tuesday and leave a comment.


-stephanie- said...

These are funny! Your jokes always make me laugh.

Kelly Deneen said...

LOL!! Those are so funny!! I'll have to think of a joke and post back. :)

Jennifer said...

I really like those, baby!

Sneaky Momma said...

I love that nun joke!!! Way too funny!

Alex the Girl said...

Ohhhhh, that's bad bad! ah ha ha hahaha

Jennifer said...

I did one for you :)