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Saturday, 21 February 2009

Not me! Monday

This blog carnival was created by Mckmama
You can head over to her blog an find out what she and everybody els has not been doing this week.

Not me Monday was introduced to me by my beautiful Jenn who does some of the greatest blogs around.

I have been really good this week and I am so ahead in my schedule that I have started this Not me! Monday on Saturday night. I am almost one step ahead of the game.
I haven't rushed around or cut any corners this week at all I have been so good.

It was not me that left the butter on the side and then went in the room and totally forgot that I had left it there no no no.

And I did not come back in the kitchen half a hour later to find that the cats had had their paws in it

and I did not then just put the lid back on the butter and put it in the fridge because I knew that if my mom found out I had left the butter out like that she would kill me. I hate to think what she would say if she ever finds out the cats have had there way with it. I'll just say NOT ME!

The next one is possibly the most embarrassing not me ever.

It was no way me who clogged up the toilet with toilet paper and well,, erm the thing that you usually do on a toilet no no I don't poop that big.

and It was not me that didn't try and un block the toilet because the Mormons were coming to see me and I had only minutes until they arrived.

and it was not me who stayed quiet when the Mormon went to the same toilet that I had not attempted to un block came back in to the room minutes later saying to my mom did you know your toilet is blocked and mom then asked if I knew who had done it.

I did not then sit there trying not to die of embarrassment for the rest of the hour that the Mormons were at the house.

I did not put off changing the plug on the lamp that my mother had been asking me to change for nearly 4 months just because I couldn't be bothered to change it.

I am far to mature to offer three teenagers a race because they said I was getting old and slow
and I did not come second. and I am not old ha ha.

and I did not sell a console for £14.98 instead of £114.98 by mistake I am far to careful and way to professional to make any mistakes, erm yeah right lol

Well I hope you all enjoyed my not Me's for this week and no doubt as you are reading I am dying of embarrassment.

Have a great week


Jenn said...

And I hope you did not just write about poop on your blog!!! Wayne, you are SUCH a man!

Lisa said...

LOL You always crack me up. I do have one question, though. Why do Mormons visit you? I am jelous, Mormons never visit me! Just Jehovah Witnesses. But not too much any more. Either they are slacking off, or they are finally getting the hint that we do not share the same belief as them.

Ray, Brandi and Our Girls said...

Another great Not Me!

-stephanie- said...

You think the Mormons will stay away now? Your not me's always make me laugh.

Natalie said...

Great List. It always makes me love to read your NMM!!!!

Sarah said...

Mormans come to your house? Johovah's Witnesses come to mine, well they try. I pretend I'm not home. I think I'd rather talk to a Morman.

karina said...

ROFLOL- peeing my pants!!! I think you need to stay away from toilets. If you're not clogging them you're sticking your cell to your butt!!

I have an idea that the Mormons won't shy away from you because of a clogged toilet. They are much more persistent than that.

Sheryl said...

LOL, funny not me's.....

Kimber said...

That is so funny Wayne. My seven year old loves to talk about his poop too. He's very proud of a big poop and will ask me to come see it. Nothing wrong with that. Just breathe through the mouth.

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

That's too bad about the console. You made somebody VERY happy with that sale! :)

Samantha said...

Your just a big kid aren't you!! I do that wrong pricing all the time at work! I tried to sell an Sony E-Reader the other day at £0.29 instead of £299! poxy till not reading my finger pressings!!

Great Not Mes!

pam said...

Someone got a great deal this last week. Maybe try to keep a plunger handy. Have a great week.

Bridget said...

HAHAHAHA! Hilarious!! Your Not Me's always crack me up!

Emily said...

Oh my gosh, the butter is so funny!!!!

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CornFedMama said...

Oh Wayne! Has she found out about the butter yet?

Heather said...

Great not me's! What a nightmare about the toilet!