Welcome to my brand new idea for Tuesdayits very simple tell a joke and leave your link
its that simple.
You can also tell a funny story if you wish, as long as it's funny you are more than welcome to join in.
So here are my jokes for this week
What did the fish say when it swam in to the wall?
answer = Dam
A man walks in to the doctors and says "Doctor I keep thinking I am a moth" and the doctor says "I think your in the wrong place there is a psychologist just next door" and the man says "I was on my way there but I saw your light on".
a boy and his grand dad are out doing the garden and the grand dad is getting worms out of the soil. He turns to his grand son and says " Grand son if you can get a worm back in the hole it made I will give you 5 dollars". The grand son runs in the house and appears seconds later with a tin of hair spray in his hand. He sprays the worm from top to bottom until the worm is as stiff as a bone and simply slots the worm back in the hole.
Gob smacked the grand dad hands over the 5 dollars and disappears in to the house taking the hairspray and leaving the grand son to do the garden.
Twenty minutes later the grand dad appears from the house with a exhausted look on his face.
The Grand son says " Grand dad what have you been doing for so long"?
Grand dad replies "I can't tell you grand son but your grand mother gave me ten dollars to give to you "
Well I hope you all enjoyed my jokes and please feel free to join in.
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7 comments:
Wayne that last one is dirty!! lol
Thanks for the laughs Wayne! I really needed that! Now my joke is hokey but I like joining in on all the fun and we all need a good laugh from time to time! Have a great week!
Great idea Wayne. I don't know many jokes but I'll enjoy reading yours every week. Thanks for the chuckle.
I'm so slow... I had to read the last joke 3 times before I got it. :oD
Thanks for stopping by my blog. This is a great idea, albeit I have more dry humor than truely being funny.
A guy is looking for something to do on a Friday night and his coworkers say if he doesn’t have anything else to do, he could join them at a joke convention.
So they go . A man gets up and says, “Number 22!” and the whole room roars with laughter. Then a women gets up and says, “68!” and again every one in the room is dying with laughter. The newby is completely confused so he turns to his coworker and asks what’s up. The coworker apologizes and explains that after being together so long, the group wrote down all the jokes they knew in a book, numbered them and everyone knew what joke they were talking about.
So the night goes on much the same. Then another guy gets up and says, “45!” the room is dead silent. The guy asks his co worker what was going on. The coworker says, “Oh that guy. He never could tell a joke.”
I am not any good with jokes, but I like the ones people left. I think you should have kept Tribute Tuesday. So what if the other people had it 11 days before you. Boo Hoo to them. It is not like it can be copyrighted. Well, it probably can be, but it is not like it probably was. Oh well, I will have to look for some jokes now.
Lisa:
They actually did have a copyright on it. Although I also think it was silly for the other people to get so up in arms over it, Wayne felt it was best to just avoid further conflict and change the tribute from Tuesday to Thursday. So don't worry, it's not gone, it's just a little different!
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