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Sunday, 1 February 2009

Not me! Monday


THis blog carnival was created by Mckmama
You can head over to her blog an find out what she and everybody els has not been doing this week.
Not me Monday was introduced to me by my beautiful Jenn who does some of the greatest blogs around.


Well here I am again and I can't believe it's Monday again where does the time fly too.
This week seems to have been all about time or should I say the lack of it.
I am so very good at keeping time and being on time.
I can even prove it with my following statements

I mean there is no way that I would have set my alarm for 9:30am and when it woke me up turn it off and close my eyes for just ten more minutes no I would not.

and there is no way that I would not have realized I had started to dream when I saw two of my cats dancing to the song it's raining men. that stuff only happens in dreams and I would realize something like that.

I did not hear my niece shouting "!WAYNE, YOU DO KNOW IT'S TEN TILL ELEVEN O'CLOCK!!!!" and then realize I had in fact been dreaming and that I should have set off for work half a hour ago.

It was not me that then fell out of bed and do a face plant straight in to a pair of my socks I had been wearing the day before. I throw my socks straight in the wash every night and never have any dirty laundry hanging around in my room.

And I most certainly did not run straight past the shower room and skip showering because I had only 6 minutes to get to work which is 2 miles away and I had to run there.

And there is no way that I would leave the house looking like I had just been pulled through a thorn bush then ran through a hurricane. I'm way to professional for that kind of thing I'm always neatly pressed and ironed and looking smart.

me and mom did not have a argument about who has the right to the first peace of Cinnamon cake. that the Mormons had made for us. we are way to civil for that.

And I would no way laugh at Melissa my cat who has now progressed from bringing my under wear downstairs to my work tops. I should be telling her not too not encouraging her.

well that's my not me Mondays for this week I hope you all enjoyed.

I also invite all my readers and anyone who reads this post to take part in Tribute Tuesday a Chance to make that someone who brightens up your day feel special.

31 comments:

Tricia said...

LOL!! what a fun not me monday ;o)~ I will be participating in a few hours.. when its monday here.. instead we are watching the superbowl here.

-stephanie- said...

Funny week. Did you get to at least brush your teeth before you flew out the door?

Jenn said...

Very funny! I was wondering why you hadn't called me before you left for work. I love you.

Kara said...

very professional indeed - next time snap a picture of yourself on the way out the door - i would like to have seen 'that' look

Domestically Disabled Girl said...

Cool idea about the Tribute tuesdays. I am going to read some past ones and get a few ideas rolling around up here....

Kara said...

why did the mormons make you cinammon bread?

Mom To Six said...

Too funny!! I will be back Tuesday for your Tribute Tuesday.
Sounds like fun!

Ohilda

momof3darlings said...

Oh yes....we are always ALWAYS professional...never late sleepers...ever.... ;)

Morgan said...

Wayne, this was seriously hilarious! You had me going by the time I got to the dancing cats. I can only hope to get lucky enough to someday have a dream about cats dancing to "It's Raining Men." Consider yourself lucky!

Lynn said...

Very funny, thanks for visiting my site, I love the song, It's raining Men!!.

Samantha said...

Funny post!
So who did have that first piece of cake?! Was it yummy?!

Natalie said...

GREAT not me monday!!!! I absolutely loved it! The dancing cats are too cool!!!
So did you make it to work on time?

blueviolet said...

I think your cat just likes to mess with your head. Great not me's!

Kimber said...

Wayne you never cease in making me laugh. Your cat cracks me up.

KatieB said...

HAHAH.. that was a great Not Me Monday!! I will try to find some time tomorrow to participate in Tribute Tuesday!!!

Heather said...

Great post! I love the dream with the dancing cats! I for sure will take part in your Tribute Tuesday! Thanks for reading my post!

Janda said...

The cats get me everytime!!! I want some cinnomon cake from those Mormons wish they would bring me one, Oh ya I am a Mormon ;) but they still should bring me one dont you think!! Happy Monday!! Enjoy reading your every week!!

Mighty M said...

What a morning you had! And such a weird dream, but I can totally picture those cats. Thanks for visiting me (again)..I will check out Tribute Tuesday.

Secret Mom Thoughts said...

Great list. Thanks for visiting my site.

Lori of I'm no super Mom said...

Too funny! I hate running late for work!

Jenn(ifer) said...

Great NOT me!!! You had me in stitches laughing.

Beth E. said...

I've been guilty of turning off my alarm, too! Great Not Me's!

I appreciate your comment on my blog. I will definitely consider the Tuesday Tribute.

Thanks so much!

Staci said...

Wayne,
Thanks for visiting my blog. Lucy is doing well and wasn't hurt too bad :) She got a lollipop from the dr. and forgot all about it. Great idea about Tribute Tuesday...I'll have to start working on it.

E said...

Dang, what kind of job do you have that lets you sleep in that late and then still be 'late'? ha ha ha

Enjoyed your Not Me's!

Sparkette said...

LOL! That was funny! :)

Following Him said...

Totally crack me up :) Sleeping in on a work day! Great NMM :)
~Elyse~

Samantha said...

The snow here is nearly 6 inches now! Is it snowing heavily where you are?!
Thanks for commenting on my post =]

Bridget said...

I do not set my clock 30 minutes early so that I can hit the snooze three times, nope, I sure don't!! Your Not Me had me in stitches!!!

Stacey said...

You have me rolling in laughter here in Texas! Thanks fo visiting my site, I'll come back and check out Tribute Tuesday...who won the argument over the cake???

Ashley said...

Thanks for commenting on my blog! Great Not Me's... I never leave my laundry on the floor either... always put it in the hamper straight away! I mean, what kind of people leave dirty laundry laying around? Lol!

I'll definitely take part in Tribute Tuesday, sounds like a great idea!

Lisa said...

I was thinking the exact same two things the poster Karen was: Did you brush your teeth and did you take a picture! LOL I was hoping for a pic of you in that lovely getup!