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Monday, 2 March 2009

Not me! Monday

This blog carnival was created by Mckmama
You can head over to her blog an find out what she and everybody els has not been doing this week.

Not me Monday was introduced to me by my beautiful Jenn who does some of the greatest blogs around.

I would also like to take this opportunity to announce my new post called TELL A JOKE TUESDAY. it has Mr Linky so the world can see your joke or funny story. So please feel free to join in and help me to make the world laugh. I hope you will join in the fun.

anyway it seems that this week has gone so fast and so much has happend. and as always I have been so good

so lets cut to the chase.

I did not spend nearly the entire walk to the church / 1 mile / arguing with my mom about who's fault it was that we had taken the long way to the church

It wasn't me that got baptised this week in to the world of Mormon.

I did not nearly freeze to death seconds after my baptism because the changing room heater wasn't on.

and I did not eat nearly all the banana bread at the meal after the baptism I am not that greedy.

there is no way I ran out in to the middle of a busy road to save a old man who had fallen of his bike I mean I am smart enough to look both ways first and not just focus on the old man right?

I would never walk around in my mothers fluffy slippers because I can't find mine that I left in my bedroom at the side of my bed near the cupboard no no no.

and I did not nearly suck a entire carpet in to the hoover because one of the threads got caught up in the spinning thing in the hoover.

and I did not set of every smoke alarm in the house when I made some toast for my self. I am far to good of a cook for that sort of thing.

I would never tell a customer he looked like one of the characters from the first saw movie then follow him round the shop telling him I wanted to play a game in jigsaws voice. I know I work at a blockbuster store but that would be just taking it to far.

There is no way I would encourage Melissa the laundry cat to eat peperoni pizza she has her cat food and that would giver her indigestion and she would get gas like she did and it got smelly and mom was convinced it was me who had made the nasty smell .

anyways that is my not me Monday for this week I hope you all enjoy.


Following Him said...

Sucking up carpet and feeding the cat...seriously hilarious! I am so glad you got baptised and horray for you!

Jennifer said...

Funny as always. You're my favorite Not Me-er! Love

-stephanie- said...

What?! No picture of the fluffy slippers on your feet? :o)

I can totally relate to the Hoover sucking up my rugs.

Funny not me's as usual.

Lisa said...

Good ones. Can't believe you ate almost all the banana bread. And right after you got baptised, too! lol Congrats on the baptism, by the way!

Ray, Brandi and Our Girls said...

Yet another great not me. So happy to hear of your baptism.

Heather said...

Your post made me laugh out loud! Great not me's this week!

angeleffect said...

I don't know why they make rugs with fringes. They are destined to get caught in the vacuum.

Bridget said...

FUNNY!! Telling the customer you wanted to play a game--hilarious!!
Your Not Me's had me laughing!!!

carma said...

Banana bread can do that to you. I would have scarfed it up, too :-)

Jill (Sneaky Momma) said...

Sounds like your baptism experience was a chilly one. Congratulations! :)
Wayne, I was all sorts of excited to be able to participate in your Tribute Tuesday only to discover that you're not having it anymore. :( I gotta tell you, I think there is room in this blogsphere for two Tribute Tuesdays. You're so nice for changing yours to Thursday.
I soooooo wish I had a joke to share, but my creative side is shot. :)

Gina said...

Those were all funny but the last two had me really laughing! Hilarious!!

Hillary said...

these are great-I love the not me mondays!

Sheryl said...

Great not me's. I was re-baptisted several years ago. I will never forget it - the heater in the baptismal was never turned on. It was like taking the polar plunge.