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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Tell a Joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

Here are my jokes for this week.

A English man , Scottish man and a Irish man are in a car driving through the desert.
Unfortunately there car breaks down so they decide to walk. The English man says " Well if we are walking I'm gonna take the water from the radiator so I can have a drink".
So he gets his flask and fills it up with the water.

The Scottish man says " Well if we are walking I'll take the radio so we can listen to some music".
He grabs the radio and tunes it in.

The Irish man Says "aaahh well if we are gonna be walking I'll take the car door".
The English man asks "Why on earth do we need the door".

The Irish man replies "Well If it gets to hot I can wind the window down".

What did the big phone say to the little phone?
Your to young to be engaged

Two blond women on the beach in England, one blond asks the other
"Which do you think is the further away the sun or California"?
The other blond looks at her and says "that is soooo obvious it's califonia, I can see the sun".

What has four eyes and can't see?

Well there's my jokes for this week I look forward to reading yours.

please feel free to leave a comment


Jennifer said...

These were very good. I like the blond jokes, even though I'm blond ;)

megan said...

funny.... :)

Natalie said...

I'm not good at telling jokes, but loved reading yours!

Jillien said...

oOo I loved your jokes!

The Rambler said...

A mushroom walks into a bar.

The bartenders says...

"Get outta here. We don't serve your kind!"

The Mushroom says..

"But...But...I'm a fungi (fun guy)"

BUWAhahahahaha....that one gets me all the time. (ahem) sorry.

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Ha! The blond joke is my favorite. Thanks for visiting me.

Kalei said...

so much going on that I didn't get to do a post. But wanted to say thanks for the comment love, your too funny. Love the Jokes....

I have one for you:

or two:

a man walks into a bar......ouch

a man walks into a bar......and the other man ducks!

its my kid friendly bar joke.

Adrian's Crazy Life said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. Here is a joke you might enjoy.

A Scotsman sees a thirsty man taking a drink out of a puddle in a cow pasture. "Stop" he yells, "that water is full of cow shyte!"

The man looks up and says "I say there old chap, what did you say?"

The Scotsman looks him over and sizes him up as an Englishman and says "I said use both hands, you'll get more".

Stephanie said...

My son and I have been enjoying your jokes! Will have to play this Tuesday!

My son's joke for you tonight is:
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?