Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh

here are my jokes for this week.

1) A English man and a Scottish man and a Irish man are stranded in a boat in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and have been there for days. the English man notices a bottle floating in the ocean so he plucks it from the water. the label is covered in dirt so he gives it a rub. there is a big bang and a wizard appears from the bottle.

The wizard says "I have been trapped in there for centuries thank you so much for freeing me"

He gives each one of the men a wish, the English man wishes that he was back at home watching England wining the world cup. The wizard says "your wish is granted" the English man disappears with a poof of smoke. the Scottish and Irish man look at each other in amazement.

The Scottish man jumps up nearly tipping the boat over and says "I wish that I was back in Scotland in the pub with a big mug of beer and my wife in my arm singing drinking songs".

The wizard says " your wish is granted" and the Scottish man disappears leaving the Irish man alone in the boat with the wizard.

The wizard turns to the Irish man and says " Irish man what is your wish".

The Irish man can't decide he is thinking for at least a hour.
The wizard says "look Irish man your in the middle of a ocean your all alone in this boat it cant be that hard to make a wish"

The Irish man stands up and says Ive got it I wish that I had my friends back in the boat with me.



I told the doctor I keep thinking I am a deck of cards and he told me to go away and he would deal with me later.



I hope you all like my jokes for this week.

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