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Tuesday, 3 March 2009


Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh

here are my jokes for this week.

1) A English man and a Scottish man and a Irish man are stranded in a boat in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and have been there for days. the English man notices a bottle floating in the ocean so he plucks it from the water. the label is covered in dirt so he gives it a rub. there is a big bang and a wizard appears from the bottle.

The wizard says "I have been trapped in there for centuries thank you so much for freeing me"

He gives each one of the men a wish, the English man wishes that he was back at home watching England wining the world cup. The wizard says "your wish is granted" the English man disappears with a poof of smoke. the Scottish and Irish man look at each other in amazement.

The Scottish man jumps up nearly tipping the boat over and says "I wish that I was back in Scotland in the pub with a big mug of beer and my wife in my arm singing drinking songs".

The wizard says " your wish is granted" and the Scottish man disappears leaving the Irish man alone in the boat with the wizard.

The wizard turns to the Irish man and says " Irish man what is your wish".

The Irish man can't decide he is thinking for at least a hour.
The wizard says "look Irish man your in the middle of a ocean your all alone in this boat it cant be that hard to make a wish"

The Irish man stands up and says Ive got it I wish that I had my friends back in the boat with me.



I told the doctor I keep thinking I am a deck of cards and he told me to go away and he would deal with me later.



I hope you all like my jokes for this week.

feel free to leave a comment.







8 comments:

-stephanie- said...

I like the deck of card one. I'll have to tell that one to my kids.

Mom24 said...

Very funny. I love this idea! Unfortunately, I'm not that great at jokes, so I'll have to lurk for a while, but if I come up with a good one, I'll definitely post it. Thanks. We all need more humor in our lives.

Jennifer said...

Those poor people in the boat.

Ray, Brandi and Our Girls said...

Thanks for the giggles. I'm still not feeling very funny worthy. Maybe eventually...

Robin said...

Hi Wayne!
Thanks for the fun laughs...I needed that today! Happy Tuesday my friend!

Sheryl said...

Gees with a friend like the Irishman, who needs enemies.

Good Joke.

introspection said...

Like you have the Irishmen, in India we have sardarji jokes.
Some of these are just hilarious.
Thanks fr making me laugh.
Will be back.

introspection said...

Like you have the Irishmen, in India we have sardarji jokes.
Some of these are just hilarious.
Thanks fr making me laugh.
Will be back.