I figured I would start by re posting a poem that I wrote for my Jenn. and it really made her laugh so I will use it
my funny poem about cramps..
Cramps and women, women and cramps
What is this thing that sends women in to a trance.
You dare not say anything that may be out of place
and you can tell there really angry from the look on there face.
usually so sweet and do anything you ask.
when women have the cramps you become a pain in there ass.
They will tear you to shreds if you make one wrong move
so just don't say anything till their mood has improved.
Here's another life saving tip for all the guys to know
When a woman has cramps don't dare interrupt there tv show.
and here are my jokes for this week!
What is a crocodile's favorite game card game?
Two vampire bats had a race,
they finished neck and neck.
Two fish are in a tank and one says to the other
"how do we drive this thing"?
why can't Frankenstein ever have babies?
because his nuts are in his neck
What did the digital clock say to his mother?
Look ma no hands!!
Well I hope you all enjoyed my poem and jokes for this week
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