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Monday, 9 March 2009

Not me! Monday

This blog carnival was created by Mckmama
You can head over to her blog an find out what she and everybody els has not been doing this week.

Not me Monday was introduced to me by my beautiful Jenn who does some of the greatest blogs around.

I would also like to take this opportunity to announce my new post called TELL A JOKE TUESDAY. it has Mr Linky so the world can see your joke or funny story. So please feel free to join in and help me to make the world laugh. I hope you will join in the fun.

This week seems to have been a back to basic kind of week. and believe me when I say that I have been very practical in all the things I do.

I mean I would most definitely think that my mom would like her cornflakes in the morning so I did not drink most of the milk.

Ok so maybe it's not me who is been practical.

and I am most certainly not using the spell checker after each and every line that I write I am way to good of a speller for that just ask my Jenn.

It wasn't me that was looking at the grey clouds on my way to work and saying "Don't you dare rain on me"
I mean what am I gonna do about it if it does rain on me, oh boy if only I had a brain.

I am not now thinking of the Wizard of oz movie and singing if I only had a brain out loud.

I am not hoping that every body who reads my not me will join in with my Tell a Joke Tuesday post tomorrow hint hint Smile smile. :)

I did not spend at least two hours on a game building a big army only to get completely destroyed in about two minutes. some general I'd make. stupid game

I am so very good with my computer I mean I would never get confused about what the sticky keys are and spend nearly ten minutes figuring out how I get them back to normal again. Does anyone know how to remove the sticky keys thing?

I did not make my self seem really old at work by singing the Fragle Rock theme tune. I gotta keep my self young right?

I did not tell my boss that she looked like a zombie when she was ill with the cold the other day. I hope that she has a sense of humor.

and I am not now engaged in a battle of whits with my mother on how to stop her from waking me up every day ten minutes before my alarm goes off to get me up for work.

I will keep you all posted on the alarm clock war lol.

Well I hope you all enjoy my not me Mondays for this week and I hope you all have a great week and I hope you will all join in on my tell a joke Tuesday.


Jennifer said...

That was very funny, especially the spelling one. I'd never correct you bad spelling, either!

Following Him said...

Seriously...just tell your mom your over 21 and she does not have to wake you up. I can definatly say that you NEED that 10 extra minutes of sleep...telling your boss she looks like a zombie...HILARIOUS!
Have a great Monday!!!

Lisa said...

Great Not Me's. Reminder for the future: Know if you boss has a good sence of humor before you tell her she looks like a zombie. I am with you on the alarm clock thing. That is sooooooo annoying!

-stephanie- said...

Dry cornflakes may make for a cranky mom. You make me laugh.

Kimber said...

So tell me does your mom like dry cornflakes? Telling your boss she looks like a zombie could be very dangerous but it was funny nonetheless. I also agree that it is annoying to be awakened 10 minutes before the alarm. Great NMM's Wayne I always love reading your post.

PS - Thanks so much for the email about my comments not working. I had no idea. It seems to be okay now.

Red Thread said...

Thanks for stopping by with a comment. I had to laugh about your spell checker...I have a 15 year old for that!
About Airborne....Its an immune system defense against airborne viruses...so far its working...or maybe I am just to ornery to get sick.

Beth in NC said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. I hope you'll come back often.

Hmmm. Can you lock your Mom out of your room? lol

Happy NMM!

Beth E. said...

I have no idea what "sticky keys" are, so I can't help...sorry!

I believe my youngest son can relate to your alarm clock wars. I do that to him, too. Oops....

I enjoyed your NM's! And, yes, I DO need more sleep! *yawn*

Hope your week's a great one!

ohhollyf said...

Fraggle Rock ? that's a throwback, wow !

Erica said...

I've found I've stopped thinking about how to spell thanks to spell checker, easier to right click and fix it ;)!

Lorie said...

I appreciate your comment. Maybe you should set your mom's clock for 10 minutes later???/

Alexia said...

Spell checker...I have this awesome one that underlines misspelled words for me while I'm typing - awesome invention right there.

I'm surprised you're even alive to tell us that you compared you're boss' looks to that of a zombie!

Thanks for stopping by my Not Me!

Anonymous said...

Hey-thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. I loved you post and am so with you on the spell check thing. Blessings.

Honey Mommy said...

You are brave to tell your boss she looks like a zombie. I mean, what woman doesn't want to hear that?

Hyacynth Filippi Worth said...

Oh, those sticky keys will get you every time. I also have NEVER spent more than five minutes trying to figure out how to unsticky my keys. :) Thanks for visiting my blog.

The Harner's said...

Yours are great too! I am still learning and really have to think sometimes. But it's fun!

Dawn said...

Thank you for not making me laugh my butt off today! Your blog is hilarious! I'll be back tomorrow for Joke Tuesday! Sweet!!


chroniclesofraw said...

Great post! I can't wait to come back tomorrow and read all of the jokes, super idea!! My partner is from England, we're visiting in May, and I am so excited. I love it!

Bridget said...

Funny Not Me's!! I hate waking up before my alarm clock!! And, I remember Fraggle Rock, but that doesn't make me old...

Rachel said...

OMG...I loved Fraggle Rock! I think I might just head over to YouTube to watch the theme song and remember the ol' days! :)

Check it out:


Lexie Loo & Dylan Too said...

Great Not Me's. I love Fraggle Rock! Sing away! ;)

shopannies said...

you are too funny I love it and yes have told those cloud the same thing

chrisi{joy} said...

Thanks for visiting my blog. :) Good luck with the alarm clock vs. mom war.

Grace said...

I was not only singing the Wiz of Oz song... but also visioning the dancing that happened with it too.... thanks for stopping my by NMM too.

Kacey R. said...

Maybe your Mom is waking you up early because you make her eat cornflakes with no milk! LOL

The Fragle Rock tune - keep singing! Sing it loud & proud! LOL