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Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Tell a joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh.

A apple a day keeps the doctor away if it's thrown in the right direction.

A blond woman is speeding and gets pulled over by a blond police woman.
The blond police woman asks the blond driver to show her licence.
The blond driver asks "Whats that"?
The blond police woman says "Well its a small square thing and it has a picture of you in it".
The blond driver looks through her bag and pulls out a mirror and sees her reflection and thinks, Well this has my picture in it so it has to be my licence and she passes it to the blond police woman.
The blond police woman looks at the blond driver and says "Oh dear I'm terribly sorry, I didn't realise you was a police woman too".

What do you call a man who can cook you dinner clean the house and take out the trash?
A legend.

Well there are my jokes and quotes for this week Please feel free to leave a comment!


Stephanie said...

It is not quite Tuesday here yet so I am going to bed to sleep on it...I need something good when I wake up! See ya in about 8 hours ;)

Leah said...

I can't tell a joke to save my life! I always end up forgetting the punch line.

-stephanie- said...

these are funny. I'll work on mine now.

Jennifer said...

Love you, Wayne.