Wayne's search engine

Custom Search

Monday, 16 March 2009

Not me! Monday


This blog carnival was created by Mckmama
You can head over to her blog an find out what she and everybody els has not been doing this week.

Not me Monday was introduced to me by my beautiful Jenn who does some of the greatest blogs around.

I would also like to take this opportunity to announce my post called TELL A JOKE TUESDAY. it has Mr Linky so the world can see your joke or funny story. So please feel free to join in and help me to make the world laugh. I hope you will join in the fun.


Well this week has been a week of everything going rather smoothly for the most part but there has been a few hiccups but not me Monday is all about the things that didn't happen right? cough cough.

Well I haven't spent most of the last week worrying about my pre visa to go to the states only to find that the one I thought had expired is in fact valid for two years. I would never worry needlessly like that.

and there is no way on earth that I would get in to a argument with my mother in the middle of the superstore about whether we have already got the dvd I was pestering her to buy.

and I have not only just started watching the very first season of lost for the very first time, I mean you think i would have seen them all working in a video store that rents all the series right?

I am not right now looking at my light in my room and blinding my self because there is a really big cobweb near it aaagghh I think I'm going blind.

and I am not secretly wishing that the recession would hit the history channel because my I am sick of the sight of it. I now know every troop movement in both world wars. My mother watches it waaaayyyy to much.

I did not buy my Jenn the cutest teddy bear in the entire country just because I love her so much and she asked me too.

I did not see captain America walking past me on the street the other day.

and I did not as a result think I was having a nervous breakdown.

and I did not tell my work mates in fear that they were gonna call the men in white coats to come and pick me up.

and right at that point it did not suddenly dawn on me that it was red noes day and I did not feel like such a ass after I realized why the guy was dressed up.

well that is my not me Monday for this week thank you so much for reading and have a great week.

28 comments:

Following Him said...

You totally crack me up Wayne. Arguing with your mother again and what to buy this time :)
Have a great Monday!
~Elyse~

Natalie said...

Great NMM!!!! That really was some funny stuff not happening...

Bridget said...

LOL at your Not Me's!! Like the new blog look, too!!

-stephanie- said...

always making me laugh Wayne. Loved the History Channel comment about your mother. Great new blog look!

Kimber said...

I love your new blog background. So where are you coming to here in the US?

Killlashandra said...

Well I can't blame you too much for worrying about the visa, I know it's easier now, but when I tried to get my passport in the states back in 2007 I worred up until they delivered it at 8 PM the night before my flight. ;)

I do have to wonder what Capt America was really about as he passed you on the street though.

Moannie said...

Hello Wayne. I came over to thank you for visiting my blog and find another gem that I am now bound to add to my HUGE collection of 'must reads'.

This was very funny, and boy do you have a lot of things that you did NOT do on monday...phew! you must be tired out.

I look forward to reading your joke post, owever I am incapable of ever remembering the punchlines to any jokes even if I get to the end of one without laughing myself into incoherence.

Moannie said...

Hello Wayne. I came over to thank you for visiting my blog and find another gem that I am now bound to add to my HUGE collection of 'must reads'.

This was very funny, and boy do you have a lot of things that you did NOT do on monday...phew! you must be tired out.

I look forward to reading your joke post, owever I am incapable of ever remembering the punchlines to any jokes even if I get to the end of one without laughing myself into incoherence.

carma said...

We don't have cable tv at home, so when we travel my husband is glued to the History Channel. During our summer trip I had to keep hearing the Ice Road Truckers promo and about the dudes who cut down trees. I've seen enough to last me until our next trip ;-) and then some!
carma

Jennifer said...

These were all very funny. I'm glad to see people like your new blog look :) Love you.

Lisa said...

Great NMM! Glad the VISA is all taken care of. Can't wait to see pics of you and your Jenn together again. Also can't believe you are just now watching LOST since you work at a rental store! LOL I am ready for Tell a Joke Tuesday this week!

Amber Schmidt said...

Thanks for stopping by Ky's blog! Yes... me and the Ben and Jerry's has become a saga as every store in America carries B&J yet rarely have my favorite kind! Now the plain old Coffee Ice Cream that my hubby likes... yes it is everywhere... lucky him.

Wayfaring Wanderer said...

I haven't watched the first episode of Lost. I suppose I'll never know what I am missing there!

Pam said...

Thanks for your comment. I did not make it to number 1 on Mr. Linky. I was just being very sarcastic. I was number 309. I love Mario Bros...too much I think.

Hyacynth Filippi Worth said...

Oh, good stuff this week! Seeing Captain America would have made me feel like I'd gone bonkers, too.

Tabitha in Bliss said...

This was totally hilarious!! Nice to meet you Wayne!

mrosev14 said...

Very cute, Captain America. I think I would have committed myself if I saw him walk past me on the street. Thanks for stopping by my blog. :) Meg

The Harner's said...

Seriously, Cpt. America? LOL!

Gracie said...

Enjoyed your Not Me's. The Doctor never did ask. Who knows what he was thinking, lol. Have a great week. =)

Magette's & Musgrove's said...

You have never had Reese's Peanut Butter eggs? They are much better than regular reese's cups, but then again, I think Easter has the best "tasting" candy anyway. Captain America? My son would be delighted!

Leslie said...

Thanks for visiting my blog! I loved your Not Me! list. :)

Kristen said...

Red noses day? So who won the fight in the store...you or your mom?

The visa one really cracked me up!

Keyona said...

Too funny! BTW, I ended up having ring worm on my arm. Thanks for asking!

wife.mom.nurse said...

Thanks for the nice comment. Those are my kids real ears! Yikes.

Love your idea for tell a joke Tuesday. It will be fun to come back ")

Bethany said...

Thank, God! There is someone besides me doesn't like the history channel. Funny post.

Alicia said...

Which DVD was it that you and your mom were arguing about? Too funny!

Alicia said...

Thanks for visiting my page. I didnt think anyone read it. LOL! Thats an excellent movie by the way. I went and bought Dirty Dancing and my daughter was like "why did you buy it again?" Oops!

Alicia said...

Oh, I couldnt stand part 2.