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Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Tell a Joke Tuesday

Welcome to TELL A JOKE TUESDAY were you can tell your jokes or funny stories and make the world laugh

here are my jokes for this week.

How do you make antifreeze ?
Put her in the freezer

A man is walking along the beach and he hears a crying sound he walks a little further and he See's that it's a woman with no arms or legs laying on the beach .
he asks "why are you crying"?
the woman replies
"Ive never been screwed before"
He picks the woman up runs to the peer chucks her in to the ocean and shouts
"HA!!! your screwed now!!!

Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

  1. Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
  2. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
  4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
  5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
  7. Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
  8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
  9. There go the lights again?
  10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."

what did the fish say when it swam in to the wall?


well there are my jokes for this week I hope you all enjoy

please feel free to leave a comment.


Jennifer said...

The surgery ones are very good.

-stephanie- said...

Funny! Oh that poor lady on the beach.

Bridget said...

hahaha!! very funny!! :D

Kacey R. said...

I have no good jokes but you sure do! The surgery ones are hilarious! I made Brian stop working so I could read them. Ha! Thanks for the laughs.