A apple a day keeps the doctor away if it's thrown in the right direction.
A blond woman is speeding and gets pulled over by a blond police woman.
The blond police woman asks the blond driver to show her licence.
The blond driver asks "Whats that"?
The blond police woman says "Well its a small square thing and it has a picture of you in it".
The blond driver looks through her bag and pulls out a mirror and sees her reflection and thinks, Well this has my picture in it so it has to be my licence and she passes it to the blond police woman.
The blond police woman looks at the blond driver and says "Oh dear I'm terribly sorry, I didn't realise you was a police woman too".
What do you call a man who can cook you dinner clean the house and take out the trash?
Well there are my jokes and quotes for this week Please feel free to leave a comment!